[Misc] Anyone keep chickens? WTAF did I agree to it?

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Goldstone1976

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I got persuaded to agree to us keeping a few chickens.

By the time I'm done with buying a coop, bedding, feed, drinkers, feeders, grit, tonics, sanitisers, tonics, toys, shelter, sandpit, hardwood chippings for the run (no bark allowed), f***ing Fort Knox 500SqFt run (we have badgers and foxes living in the garden), I reckon the eggs will be about £20 each. Oh, and that's before I've bought the sodding chickens (between £30 and £50 each - WTF?!!).

"Oh, but [12-month old baby G1976] will love it. Won't you love her little face when she collects the eggs?"

"She can help me kill them when they get too old. Perhaps she'll like plucking them?"

Any chicken keepers on here? Please tell me that there is some benefit to put into my mental cost:benefit calculation, because I'm currently seeing pretty much only downside.
 








Herr Tubthumper

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I wish you the best of cluck with this endeavour !
 






Acker79

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Sounds like you're very...

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...henpecked.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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I think the hen-sible option is to go to Tesco and buy eggs.
 






Herr Tubthumper

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But being serious, yeah, WTAF :lol:
 




chip

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You'll be chasing them around your neighbour's gardens soon. They are good at weeding and produce great fertiliser. You'll love it, it's a way of life.
 






SeagullinExile

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I keep chickens at my house in Cambodia! Fortunately, they are completely free range, roosting in trees, on top of the house etc, so no major financial outlay.

You seem to have forgotten vet fees on your list!

But I will say, it’ll be the tastiest chicken you have EVER eaten, especially if you cook it straight after slaughter, so that’s a big plus!
 








Westdene Seagull

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I got persuaded to agree to us keeping a few chickens.

By the time I'm done with buying a coop, bedding, feed, drinkers, feeders, grit, tonics, sanitisers, tonics, toys, shelter, sandpit, hardwood chippings for the run (no bark allowed), f***ing Fort Knox 500SqFt run (we have badgers and foxes living in the garden), I reckon the eggs will be about £20 each. Oh, and that's before I've bought the sodding chickens (between £30 and £50 each - WTF?!!).

"Oh, but [12-month old baby G1976] will love it. Won't you love her little face when she collects the eggs?"

"She can help me kill them when they get too old. Perhaps she'll like plucking them?"

Any chicken keepers on here? Please tell me that there is some benefit to put into my mental cost:benefit calculation, because I'm currently seeing pretty much only downside.
Kept chickens for over 10 years ( until we got a dog which made it difficult. Wonderful creatures - great characters. You've been ripped off with the cost. A coop for six hens with outside space should cost you about £120. Few bricks and moltar to lay the coop on along with wire to bury should cost peanuts from a builders merchants. Feeders and water thing less than £20 off Amazon. As for paying for chickens - WTAF ????? Rescue all the way with an optional donation. All in all should cost you far less than a posh dinner out and you'll have more fresh eggs then you know what to do with - in our case up to six a day.
 


Brok

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I keep chickens at my house in Cambodia! Fortunately, they are completely free range, roosting in trees, on top of the house etc, so no major financial outlay.

You seem to have forgotten vet fees on your list!

But I will say, it’ll be the tastiest chicken you have EVER eaten, especially if you cook it straight after slaughter, so that’s a big plus!
Who on earth takes a chicken to the vets?
Vet... "We have to give it x-rays, and a course of antibiotics, and care for it for 6 weeks. That will be £650 please"
Bugger that, just eat it.
 


SeagullinExile

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Who on earth takes a chicken to the vets?
Vet... "We have to give it x-rays, and a course of antibiotics, and care for it for 6 weeks. That will be £650 please"
Bugger that, just eat it.
Probably not a good idea to eat a sick chicken! They’re for the dogs!
 








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