Anthony knockaert Lyrics

[Aveacarlin']

I fully expect it to be adopted in that case and look forward to hearing it being belted out from the terraces on Saturday.

Can't argue with that ☺

 

[Bold Seagull]

Instead of ANOTHER version for Knockeart, why not a first song for Kayal?

Poor bloke, player of the season, last man walking around the pitch on his own Monday - DOESN'T have a song!? WTF!!??

I actually like the Noel, Noel tune for Kayal, but I think people are scared of getting chucked out of the Labour Party with the Born is the King of Israel bit...you know, in case it's anti midfielderist.

 

[Munchkin]

Can't believe how many people wrongly sing 'Brazil'

As good as he is.... He isn't better than the whole of Brazil

 

[sparkie]

Can't believe how many people wrongly sing 'Brazil'

As good as he is.... He isn't better than the whole of Brazil

But 'Better than Brazil' is an ace lyric.

We've already gone nonsense with the 'cost a mill' bit, so why not throw in better than half of South America.

Brazil remains the lyric I sing.

 

[Puppet Master]

If the third line is to contain ".....understand" then surely the last has to be "best ****ing winger in the land". It scans so much better.

 

[Albion Robster]

Instead of ANOTHER version for Knockeart, why not a first song for Kayal?

Poor bloke, player of the season, last man walking around the pitch on his own Monday - DOESN'T have a song!? WTF!!??

I actually like the Noel, Noel tune for Kayal, but I think people are scared of getting chucked out of the Labour Party with the Born is the King of Israel bit...you know, in case it's anti midfielderist.

Indeed we should.
We've tried to get the following going on Monday:

'King Kayal, my Lord'
King Kayal....ohhhh ohhhh...
King Kayal'

 

[Bold Seagull]

But 'Better than Brazil' is an ace lyric.

We've already gone nonsense with the 'cost a mill' bit, so why not throw in better than half of South America.

Brazil remains the lyric I sing.

Ha ha I sang Brazil at Charlton too. He is better than the whole of Brazil, probably South America as continent in fact, but Brazil rhymes so lets stick with that.

 

[The Optimist]

The only enjoyable one is:

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
You can't stop Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
The best f-ucking winger in the land

Unfortunately although some sing it, seems to be overpowered by this dreadful incorrect transfer fee and ozil shit.

That's much better. Perhaps people will forget the lyrics over the summer and this one can take over next season.

 

[Bald Gull]

I didn't know what the words were and have been singing:

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
I just don't think you understand
That when he gets the ball
He'll dribble round them all
He's the greatest winger in the land

 

[30209]

not sure why you want to change the word's from the tottenham version at all. i mean if we're going to rip off someone else's song why not go the whole hog and just sing it about dele alli

 

[OvingdeanSeagull]

The "better than Brazil" lyric is by far the worst. It makes absolutely no sense and makes me irrationally irritated.

 

[portlock seagull]

Crowds are stupid. Collectively this is never going to happen. Look at Sussex by the sea and that comes with the words on a big screen and nobody can sing the proper version! Nope, singing anything above and beyond something akin to the lyrics from the old Skol advert is mysteriously way way too much of a stretch. To get people to change lyrics? Good luck with that!! Ha ha, nice one!!

 

[wangeye]

I thought it was "better than Brazil"

Me too

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[DFL JCL]

Everyone around us was singing 2 mill & Brazil on Monday. Works for me.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

As long as people are singing it doesn't matter Shirley?

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[Pavilionaire]

The Knockaert song in its present form is an embarrassment. Ozil is irrelevant to us and isn't even a winger. "Best f-cking winger in the land" is a far better option.

Anyway, why can't he have two songs? Here's one I made earlier:

"Once upon a time there was light in your lives
Now he's gonna take you apart
There's nothing you can do
Totally eclipsed by Knockaert"

 

[Captain Sensible]

Crowds are stupid.

People are stupid

 

[Justice]

The Knockaert song in its present form is an embarrassment. Ozil is irrelevant to us and isn't even a winger. "Best f-cking winger in the land" is a far better option.

Anyway, why can't he have two songs? Here's one I made earlier:

"Once upon a time there was light in your lives
Now he's gonna take you apart
There's nothing you can do
Totally eclipsed by Knockaert"

I wouldn't have bothered.

 

[Bold Seagull]

not sure why you want to change the word's from the tottenham version at all. i mean if we're going to rip off someone else's song why not go the whole hog and just sing it about dele alli

Pretty sure Spurs nicked it off the Hammers who came up with it for Payet...

 

[Sheebo]

It's 'only cost 2 mil'. Nobody knows the exact figure but the 2.6 reported is wrong according to Naylor I think. He said he understood it was considerably less. So £2mil is fine and prob fairly accurate!

What's wrong with the song is the last line - it's meant to rhyme with 'understand' if your being picky - hence the original Paddy Mac song sounded better / correct.