Anthony knockaert Lyrics

[Moshe Gariani]

Instead of ANOTHER version for Knockeart, why not a first song for Kayal?

Poor bloke, player of the season, last man walking around the pitch on his own Monday - DOESN'T have a song!? WTF!!??

We've got Kayal, Beram Kayal,
I just don't think you understand,
He cost three hundred grand,
The best in the land,
We've got Beram Kayal.

 

[attila]

IT'S A KNOCKAERT

He's from the Flemish bit of France
Round your defenders he will dance
Look - he's just made another chance
Who's that? It's a Knockaert!

He goes that way, then he goes this
We're cheering while he takes the piss
Just watching him is football bliss
Who's that? It's a Knockaert!

More slippery than any frog
He'll leave the Smoggies in the smog
And still have time to write a blog
Who's that? It's a Knockaert!

And as he tries hard to defend
And ends up driven round the bend
Poor George won't want to be his Friend
Who's that? It's a Knockaert!

Amazed that Leicester let him go
(But what does that Ranieri know?)
On Saturday he'll run the show
Who's that? It's a Knockaert!

 

[Puppet Master]

It's 'only cost 2 mil'. Nobody knows the exact figure but the 2.6 reported is wrong according to Naylor I think. He said he understood it was considerably less. So £2mil is fine and prob fairly accurate!

What's wrong with the song is the last line - it's meant to rhyme with 'understand' if your being picky - hence the original Paddy Mac song sounded better / correct

Exactly Sheebs. Monday I tried singing "...best ****ing winger in the land" and got drowned out by the bollox crew, sigh.