[Albion] Ansu Fati **Signed On Loan 01/09**

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Meanwhile, Palace have signed Steve Bootaball, 27 year old centre back from Lincoln

Sure it isn't Steve Bootable?

 

[Frutos]

To those moaning it’s a loan without an option to buy you’d still shag Margot Robbie if you knew you weren’t going to marry her after. And you’d brag about it at the pub forever too.

I wouldn't.

 

[Beach Hut]

If a player prefers us to Spuds then there is a new world order in footballing terms

 

[Krafty]

I hope it isn't the EasyJet flight, it's delayed by 2h 30m! Wouldn't be a great start... but I doubt it is this flight.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Radio 5 mentioned that we are about to unveil an amazing deal to singe Fati on a season long loan.

Off to Chelsea, then.

 

[schmunk]

Meanwhile, Palace have signed Steve Bootaball, 27 year old centre back from Lincoln

Come off it - you know full well that they haven't signed ANYBODY...

 

[Marshy]

Im going to have a boner all day

 

[Live by the sea]

I hope it isn't the EasyJet flight, it's delayed by 2h 30m! Wouldn't be a great start... but I doubt it is this flight.
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Will be a private jet

 

[Titanic]

Is Fati the new Kanchelskis ?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Im going to have a boner all day

At least you won't fall out of bed

 

[Napper]

How many posters actually heard of him and seen him play before yesterday ?

 

[Bald Head]

At least you won't fall out of bed

Or turn around in a narrow corridor.

 

[Icy Gull]

How many posters actually heard of him and seen him play before yesterday ?

Heard of him but don’t ever recall noticing him but then I don’t watch Barcelona games and I don’t recall seeing him play for Spain. I knew he was touted as the next Messi/Ronaldo when Barca signed him though, there was loads of coverage about it.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

How many posters actually heard of him and seen him play before yesterday ?

Nope. No idea about the lad.

No idea about Barcelona either apart from Feddie singing about it.

 

[Guinness Boy]

How many posters actually heard of him and seen him play before yesterday ?

Me several times. Barca are my second team

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

How many posters actually heard of him and seen him play before yesterday ?

Not me.

I'm very very excited

[Actually, I'm also sort of comparing it to being excited about signing Tariq Lamptey post-injury by thinking you're getting Tariq Lamptey pre-injury, but perhaps let's not worry about that]

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Come off it - you know full well that they haven't signed ANYBODY...

Yeah but in their defence Dave Anybody doesn’t want to leave his current club.

 

[Zeberdi]

CAN EVERYBODY SHUT UP ABOUT SEVILLA PLEASE I'M TRYING TO HAVE A NICE DAY!

I don’t know why people are fixated on Sevilla hijacking the loan deal with Brighton - and despite winning the Europa they are bottom of La Leiga, probably cant afford him anyway he’s been arguing with his Dad for weeks because he doesnt want to go there, Barca has agreed the loan deal with Brighton - Ansu Fita is coming to Brighton - he’s flying into the UK today, he wants to play in PL and European football with RDZ as his manager

It’s going to be a good day …

 

[BBassic]

How many posters actually heard of him and seen him play before yesterday ?

Anyone playing Football Manager the last few years will have heard of him. Always turns out to be a world class player.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Meanwhile, Palace have signed Steve Bootaball, 27 year old centre back from Lincoln

Isn’t that the one with the Ballon d’Or clause in his contract? If he wins the Ballon d’Or they have to pay him an extra couple of £m

Sorry my bad, just read it again. Barn d’Oor