Annoying person!

[barney]

It really annoys me when people do that. I eat a lot as well, but that's up to me. I would normally say that telling someone that they are fat was mean but as you've tried telling her to leave it alone and she still doesn't, I'd say give it a go.

greed.

 

[chez]

Someone I sit near at work comments on everything I eat. I have a normal, human diet. For example today I have lasagne, pitta bread and orange juice with me for lunch. Yesterday I had cottage pie and had to endure tonnes of comments about how unhealthy it is etc. I eventually told her to shut her face and that she doesn't have to comment on every forkfull of food I shove into my piehole.

However, she continues to pull a face and make Eugh noises as I eat. She, by the way, is a semi-hedge monkey who drinks Cashew nut milk (don't ask!) and eats weird beige things on rye bread and forages for nuts and berries on heathland.

What practical steps can I take to shut her up once and for all as telling her seems to garner unsatisfactory results?

p.s I caught her drinking a MASSIVE vat of hot chocolate, cream and marshmallows yesterday.

Thank you, I await your response.

Quit your job and move to somewhere that doesn't have an internet connection.

That way you get rid of her & we get rid of you!!!

 

[Race]

swallow loads of nuts and berries whole then go up on the heath land and shit em all out over the floor in the hope that she might forage some. failing that just cream pie her in the face with your lasagne and kick her in the squirrel

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

swallow loads of nuts and berries whole then go up on the heath land and shit em all out over the floor in the hope that she might forage some. failing that just cream pie her in the face with your lasagne and kick her in the squirrel

Quality!!!

 

[Gully]

...alternatively go for a really healthy diet, loads of beans, onions and raw green veggies...the gas that lot produces will probably make her quit...then you can go back to your normal lunches, safe in the knowledge that nobody will criticise your choice of fare.