Annoying person!

[Nibble]

have you tried just asking her not to ? would have thought that would be the first step?

You would have thought eh?

 

[User removed 4]

You would have thought eh?

read my edited post

 

[User removed 4]

You would have thought eh?

yes i would , so i didnt read the post properly , whats your problem ?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Tell her that her arse doesn't look as big in whatever she is wearing. That will make her wonder what item of clothes DOES make her arse look big.

Apart from that, fart A LOT - tell her it's down to the nuts and health food, and as long as you are healthy, then farting is an acceptable by product.

 

[Nibble]

yes i would , so i didnt read the post properly , whats your problem ?

? I have no problem. It was a critisism of her not you.

 

[User removed 4]

? I have no problem. It was a critisism of her not you.

ok !

 

[Elder for England]

It really annoys me when people do that. I eat a lot as well, but that's up to me. I would normally say that telling someone that they are fat was mean but as you've tried telling her to leave it alone and she still doesn't, I'd say give it a go.

 

[Les Biehn]

My god, you so want to f*** her.

 

[looney]

Someone I sit near at work comments on everything I eat. I have a normal, human diet. For example today I have lasagne, pitta bread and orange juice with me for lunch. Yesterday I had cottage pie and had to endure tonnes of comments about how unhealthy it is etc. I eventually told her to shut her face and that she doesn't have to comment on every forkfull of food I shove into my piehole.

However, she continues to pull a face and make Eugh noises as I eat. She, by the way, is a semi-hedge monkey who drinks Cashew nut milk (don't ask!) and eats weird beige things on rye bread and forages for nuts and berries on heathland.

What practical steps can I take to shut her up once and for all as telling her seems to garner unsatisfactory results?

p.s I caught her drinking a MASSIVE vat of hot chocolate, cream and marshmallows yesterday.

Thank you, I await your response.

Next time she does that spit a well chewed mouthfull at her and say its good to share, if she complains say you sneezed and its an accident.


What enoys me is when I'm eating and someone says "Is that good?".

 

[looney]

? I have no problem. It was a critisism of her not you.

Thought you were banned Dribble?

 

[Nibble]

My god, you so want to f*** her.

Jealous? I only have balls for you Leslie. T. Biehn and don't forget it my boy!

 

[Nibble]

Thought you were banned Dribble?

Just a seven dayer a week or so ago. Sorry to disappoint!

 

[looney]

Just a seven dayer a week or so ago. Sorry to disappoint!

Never mind, you'll goof up again sooner or later.

 

[Nibble]

Never mind, you'll goof up again sooner or later.

would think so!

 

[looney]

So whats with the avatar, you got a thing for Leathermen?

 

[Les Biehn]

It's Mad Max. How's thing on scout camp?

 

[looney]

mad max, leatherman small difference.

 

[Nibble]

So whats with the avatar, you got a thing for Leathermen?

No, they are an unreliable, amateurish tool. Much like you.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

No, they are an unreliable, amateurish tool. Much like you.

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Slash in her tea mug before she gets in. Empty but dont rinse.