Andrei Kanchelskis ??

[Hilton]

Where the has the rest of my post count gone?

 

[Marc]

I took a stroll along the West Pier this morning...most refreshing in the cold winter's breeze

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

2 bloody shillings my season ticket cost me

 

[Chesney Christ]

Hello, God here. I was thinking of maybe creating this planet called Earth. What d'ya reckon?

 

[Zeitgeist]

Put your house on Scotland to win Euro 2004.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

u heard about this gordan smith chap we're signing, apparently he's a deadly finisher

 

[Crawley Boy]

I think Crawley will whip the Albion when we play you in the 3rd round of the FA Cup.

 

[CHAPPERS]

f*** me, the Germans have invaded Poland.

 

[fatboy]

Manchester United are about to sign some Ukranian winger!

 

[Marc]

I see someones just invented one-way glass!

"Portrait of Oswalt von Reesen, Inventor of One-Way Glass, with an Unsuspecting Neighbor"

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dick Knight has just been on the phone to Mrs Kanchelskis and apparently, she's refusing all offers for her unborn son.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Maureeeen, there's some bloke here with a woman on an ass, says have we got any room?...didn't that couple move out of the stable this morning, I'll give them that shall I?"

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

anyone going down the collesseum tonight?

 

[SeagullSimon]

Jeff Wood's blue n' white army

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

anyone going down the collesseum tonight?

I would but Gutimus Maximus (an ancestor of Guy Butters) ain't performing.

 

[Bwian]

f*** me, the Germans have invaded Poland.

Oi!

We've done that one

 

[Curious Orange]

I'm sure the answer is Sausage Rolls, Artois.

 

[Simster]

4-1 at half time at Molineux, top stuff. You can't argue with that. I reckon that Codner goal has just about sealed 3 lovely points for the lads.

How are the scum doing up at Liverpool?

 

[GUNTER]

Breaking news: Ron Atkinson appointed as new Man United Manager and may take Bryan Robson from WBA with him!

 

[SeagullSimon]

I wish someone would invent a portable telephone