Andrei Kanchelskis ??

[Dover]

I'll bet David. Anyone give some odds.

 

[Scotty Mac]

up for a meal? hear theres some geezer feeding 5000 people with a bit of bread and a couple of fish.

 

[fatboy]

My dad was a monkey.

 

[graz126]

mine is still.

 

[Blackadder]

My dad was a monkey.

I'll tell him that!

 

[Jam The Man]

Some Geez' near me claims to have invented a round thing upon which he can place things and move them around quicker.. he's calling it a 'weal' or summat

 

[Wilts]

Newsflash: Wheel invented.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Newsflash: Bacteria "slowly evolving"

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

Archer out!

 

[GUNTER]

They are just constructing a new monument at the moment called Stonehenge.

 

[SeagullSimon]

seriously though, who's going to the cup final

referee87, keep up!!!!

 

[perth seagull]

This flying device called an 'aeroplane' enabled the England rugby team to travel all the way to Australia to compete in the World Cup final. Amazing, eh! What next? Live moving images of the game so that people all around the world can see it?

 

[Braders]

ug wheel , ug circle !

 

[Pevenseagull]

let there be light

 

[Storer68]

That prince Charles eh, he's a one

 

[Superphil]

Comon you Super Dolphins

 

[Bwian]

God no! Poland's been invaded.

 

[perth seagull]

The marvels of modern technology, you can now catch a horse and carriage from Brighthelmstone to London in only five days!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Bloody hell, JR's been shot!!

 

[SUFFOLK SEAGULL]

BRIAN CLOUGH AS NEW MANAGER