An epochal decision that could have a massive impact on the human race.

[Stat Brother]

I can comfortably state that the thread title isn't an over exaggeration, if anything I've under sold it.

At lunchtime today I grated the cheese from the left hand side narrow grater, rather than the accepted front.
After 40+ years of front end grateation, I took the leap and will now never look back.

The amount of cheese wasted through front end grating must be cow loads.

Liberate your grater, save cheese, less cowage, reduce methane production, save the planet.

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[HastingsSeagull]

How does grating cheese waste ANY of it? It's ALL still there!

 

[Stat Brother]

How does grating cheese waste ANY of it? It's ALL still there!

There speaks a narrowing minded front grater, (condescending tone) 'I used to be just like you, you poor boy'.

Less cheese but same cheesy goodness.

 

[Simon Morgan]

I can comfortably state that the thread title isn't an over exaggeration, if anything I've under sold it.

At lunchtime today I grated the cheese from the left hand side narrow grater, rather than the accepted front.
After 40+ years of front end grateation, I took the leap and will now never look back.

The amount of cheese wasted through front end grating must be cow loads.

Liberate your grater, save cheese, less cowage, reduce methane production, save the planet.

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Holy shit. Thank you for this

 

[Stat Brother]

Holy shit. Thank you for this

I know.

Generations to come will sing songs about this thread.

 

[nail-Z]

I often pine after the cheese graters of yesteryear.

We used to have a grater such as this one. Grating cheese has never been the same since it's demise.

 

[Stat Brother]

I often pine after the cheese graters of yesteryear.

We used to have a grater such as this one. Grating cheese has never been the same since it's demise.


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That my friend is the worlds greatest hard boiled egg grater.

 

[RandyWanger]

I often pine after the cheese graters of yesteryear.

We used to have a grater such as this one. Grating cheese has never been the same since it's demise.


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We use to have one like this when I was living at home, the good old days! They need to make a comeback!

@Stat Brother I shall give this a go tonight and report back... currently, I'm quite comfortable sitting on the fence.

 

[Stat Brother]

We use to have one like this when I was living at home, the good old days! They need to make a comeback!

@Stat Brother I shall give this a go tonight and report back... currently, I'm quite comfortable sitting on the fence.

Sitting on a cheese grater fence, don't slide off.

 

[yxee]

I had a similar epiphany when I first used a pyramid grater

The additional stability improved my technique to no end

 

[Billy the Fish]

How do you know which side is the front?

The bit that's on the front of yours is on the side of mine

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

I doubt life will ever be the same again.

My son is going through a phase if wanting cheese on everything, sandwiches, pasta, beans, potatoes the lot.

This will not only save me a hell of a lot of money but make me an all round better person - thank you so so much.

Now that I will be able to afford a house I will name it after you and we shall sing songs of your name around the camp fires

 

[WhingForPresident]

The Ikea ones with the tub attached to the bottom are ingenious.

 

[Stat Brother]

I had a similar epiphany when I first used a pyramid grater

The additional stability improved my technique to no end

You can stick that new fangled monstrosity right up your, self righteous, middle class, pompous, Made in Chelsea arse.

 

[essbee]

I can vouch that this is a "gouda" idea.

 

[dougdeep]

Grate thread, use it caerphilly though.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm still not altogether clear on how grating the bigger flakes on the front equates to more wastage, compared with grating the cheese to a finer pulp from the rear resulting in less wastage. Half a pound of grated cheese is half a pound of grated cheese, regardless of the dimension of the shreddage.

I'm not dismissing the concept, but before I go changing my cheesegrating technique at the drop of a hat, a technique honed over many years to take into account courseness, age, size of cheese, not to mention crumble-factor, I need to see some clearly defined advantages and long term benefits.

 

[Stat Brother]

I can vouch that this is a "gouda" idea.

Grate thread, use it caerphilly though.

No no this is a serious thread saving cheese, and destroying the lazy front graters.

 

[Normal Rob]

I can comfortably state that the thread title isn't an over exaggeration, if anything I've under sold it.

At lunchtime today I grated the cheese from the left hand side narrow grater, rather than the accepted front.
After 40+ years of front end grateation, I took the leap and will now never look back.

The amount of cheese wasted through front end grating must be cow loads.

Liberate your grater, save cheese, less cowage, reduce methane production, save the planet.

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I must be thick, because i haven't the faintest idea what you are trying to say/explain. Those are 2 different graters.

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm still not altogether clear on how grating the bigger flakes on the front equates to more wastage, compared with grating the cheese to a finer pulp from the rear resulting in less wastage. Half a pound of grated cheese is half a pound of grated cheese, regardless of the dimension of the shreddage.

I'm not dismissing the concept, but before I go changing my cheesegrating technique at the drop of a hat, a technique honed over many years to take into account courseness, age, size of cheese, not to mention crumble-factor, I need to see some clearly defined advantages and long term benefits.

I will be publishing my doctorate on the subject, but I'll try and explain it for the layman.

Big heavy strips of grater expectorant require more cheese to provide an obvious cheese filling.
The LEFT HAND SIDE (it's very important we get this correct people) expectorant is finer cheese threads so provides bulkier cheeseness without the weight.