An epochal decision that could have a massive impact on the human race.

[yxee]

It's quite tricky to show 4 different sides of the same object, in one photo.

Yet another use of the pyramid grater

 

[otk]

At last after two weeks ... a thread finally worth reading - thank you Stat Brother - I hope you have a fantastic weekend... gawd bless you

 

[Moshe Gariani]

This sort of thread is exactly why we need NSC.

The Big (Cheese)Board...?

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

most pointless grater of them all. If you draw the cheese to far down you get a grated mega-mix of different styles.



This is the grater of choice for any cheese king or queen.

 

[Stat Brother]

The second greatest kitchen utensil, FACT:-

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

That also can double up as a soft cheese grater Stat.

 

[tezz79]

The second greatest kitchen utensil, FACT:-

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Isn't that some kind of mousetrap ?

 

[otk]

That also can double up as a soft cheese grater Stat.

So possibly the grater of two evils

 

[StonehamPark]

I can comfortably state that the thread title isn't an over exaggeration, if anything I've under sold it.

At lunchtime today I grated the cheese from the left hand side narrow grater, rather than the accepted front.
After 40+ years of front end grateation, I took the leap and will now never look back.

The amount of cheese wasted through front end grating must be cow loads.

Liberate your grater, save cheese, less cowage, reduce methane production, save the planet.

Will this work with lactose-free cheese?

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

Thank goodness for this thread after all the recent arguing and speculating. A Red Leicester day for NSC.

 

[brakespear]

I will be publishing my doctorate on the subject, but I'll try and explain it for the layman.

Big heavy strips of grater expectorant require more cheese to provide an obvious cheese filling.
The LEFT HAND SIDE (it's very important we get this correct people) expectorant is finer cheese threads so provides bulkier cheeseness without the weight.

Maybe if you're not cooking with it, which I frequently am.

And to those mourning the passing of the rotary grater, you can still get them, although mostly in plastic nowadays.

 

[Stat Brother]

Will this work with lactose-free cheese?

F-off

 

[Stat Brother]

Maybe if you're not cooking with it, which I frequently am.

And to those mourning the passing of the rotary grater, you can still get them, although mostly in plastic nowadays.

Your oven is too hot.

I'm trying to save the world and all you can think of is la-de-da cookeryage.

 

[Seagull27]

It was only a couple of years ago that I found out that the long ones on the right hand side SLICE your cheese. I'd always ignored them up until that point.

Literally changed my life.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Maybe grated cheese is fine in some food stuffs, but for cheese on toast it's got to be shaved.

 

[Stat Brother]

Literally changed my life.

Grater appreciation can do that to a man.

 

[looney]

Buy a quality hard cheese and just crumble it on, you dont need a grater then.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

For only 66 quid, you can get one of these:-

Designer satin stainless steel AAA battery operated push button electric parmesan grater, supplied complete with batteries, and all removable parts are dishwasher safe. Manufactured by Cilio from Germany.

 

[TheMajor]

Would you like me to calculate the average grate ?

 

[Stat Brother]

Can you believe there are NSCJCL's who don't know this is how we spent the time from:-

Last kick of the last game
to
turning on the kids when they started their school holidays.

All this big club malaky is not what it's cracked up to be.