Am I cruel and heartless?

[The Large One]

So where was the cat all this time?

 

[Juan Albion]

So where was the cat all this time?

Gone up to London to visit the queen, or so it said.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Bit of a waste throwing the bugger outside. Could have skinned it and made a little willy warmer for yourself.
Collect a few more, and you've got enough for a rather fetching fur hat to see you through the winter months.

 

[Juan Albion]

Bit of a waste throwing the bugger outside. Could have skinned it and made a little willy warmer for yourself.
Collect a few more, and you've got enough for a rather fetching fur hat to see you through the winter months.

Yeah, but not at 4:30 in the morning, thanks.

 

[Spicy]

I think you were right, Juan, by giving it the cold shoulder, ears, nose, bum, tail and everything else for that matter.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I thought he meant to roast it with, but it takes at least four to make a decent sandwich and I only had one.

Least you were able to make a mice lolly