rouseytastic
Well-known member
If being on an equal footing with Palace is really a concern, then never mind the tickets: perhaps when they come to town, we could temporarily demolish the South Stand and erect a decrepit old garden shed at one end, with one small entrance for two thousand fans, a couple of death trap staircases, only one food stall, and spray the whole thing with piss to give them that special Selhurst feeling.
Don't forget to put their toilets in the middle of bennetts field via a massive puddle of piss and shit. They will feel right at home!