[Albion] Alireza Jahanbakhsh joins Feyenoord

[Albumen]

If we get him - and I now think we will - I might have to lump another £25 on Albion finishing in the top 10. On the face of it, we appear to have recruited brilliantly this summer.

Albion top 10, the other Albion get promoted. 40-1.

 

[Simster]

Albion top 10, the other Albion get promoted. 40-1.

I actually have more faith in our Albion keeping their side of that bet than the other!

 

[FatSuperman]

How many undomesticated ones ?

I was worried this might come up. I did once fellate an Indian Elephant, but I don't see that as related.

 

[Brian Munich]

That's in Amsterdam. Why would AJ go back there?

To eat a banana out of some stripper’s fanny one last time.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Recently arrived in my Lancing office and I can confirm he's not here. I even checked the stationary room.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I live next to the London-Brighton line so am checking all the trains, but I’m south of the turn-off towards Lancing and I presume he’d be going that way.

 

[upthealbion1970]

He’s definitely not in the back of my van and I haven’t seen him around alfriston this morning. Will keep my eyes peeled as I visit several of Sussex’s finest car repair establishments throughout the day......

 

[Mr H]

Recently arrived in my Lancing office and I can confirm he's not here. I even checked the stationary room.

Is that the room you get to via the moving staircase?

 

[Deadly Danson]

I live next to the London-Brighton line so am checking all the trains, but I’m south of the turn-off towards Lancing and I presume he’d be going that way.

If he's on a train, there's a 50/50 chance of him arriving in time for the January transfer window.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Is that the room you get to via the moving staircase?

Haha, yes, that's the one.

 

[Bob!]

If we get him - and I now think we will - I might have to lump another £25 on Albion finishing in the top 10. On the face of it, we appear to have recruited brilliantly this summer.

On the back of this speculation last night I put a tenner on that....

....and

a fiver on Top 6

 

[Greg Bobkin]

He's not in Dorking either

He's the lucky one

No sign of him at Holmbush Tesco earlier (although there was a MASSIVE staff briefing going on by the tills, so they may have been tipped off about something), or anywhere else in Shoreham-by-Sea.

 

[Bob!]

No sightings in Chelmsford.

Should I get over to Stansted airport just in case?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

If we get him - and I now think we will - I might have to lump another £25 on Albion finishing in the top 10. On the face of it, we appear to have recruited brilliantly this summer.

FFS! That's done it now. We're loose

 

[Hampden Park]

no sign in brum

 

[erkan]

Garden Watch reporting at 09.45. Negative. Repeat - Negative. Ronnie is not in my garden.

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[Napper]

The longer this goes on , the more I think it will be Leicester and we've been used .

Fully expecting LFC to win this race.

Clearly loving the games on twitter / insta

 

[Stat Brother]

No sightings in Chelmsford.

Should I get over to Stansted airport just in case?

FFS where do we get these amateurs from?

Of course you need to get to Stansted.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Ill be at stansted later; I’ll check to see if he’s landing there in an attempt to avoid being seen at more obvious locations.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Dam if only I could....I'd get the sack if I took time off today...be a good fella and step in...take plenty of water and a dashboard cam would help ..tops!

Ok, well I can do the afternoon once I’ve cleared the M1.

We’re going to need some ‘Welcome Ali’ motorway bridge signs if you want to make yourself useful at work?