The Queen Elizabeth has just moored outside my office. No sign of him on there.
Think he is waiting for 200 pages and 300k views before he sings
Anyone checking the M25 ...all day
You’ve just volunteered yourself buddy!
Rather than doing the full orbital, you could patrol from the M23 exit to the M1 exit over and over again. You should do at least 3 runs in this traffic today.
He’s not in Portsmouth, so that’s good.
In potentially unrelated news, I'm getting an advert informing me of "The seven best hotels for animal lovers".
I know Bozza has recently changed the provider, but I can categorically say that I have never shagged a cat, dog or any other domesticated animal.