Alfie Patten is NOT the daddy *shock*

[sam86]

DNA tests show boy-dad Alfie Patten is NOT the daddy - mirror.co.uk

Anyway, life will continue, as it always does. Move on. Nothing to see here.

 

[strings]

Ruddy 'eck, not a surprise, but it is worring that a 15 year old girl is quite so sexually active.

[edit] Original comment changed as it dawned on me that some NSC'ers may actually know the people involved.

 

[Marshy]

i dont suppose anyone will be shocked by this news other than Alfie.

HE should be f***ing made up mind.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

He's a fortunate little boy

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[Djmiles]

But the mother was a virgin before she had sex with Alfie

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

The Max Clifford sewer train rolls on........

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Shouldn't laugh.... but I'm going to!!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Dad-of-ten Dennis

Sake.

 

[strings]

Right... own up, which NSC'er is the Daddy?

I'll go first, it isn't me.

 

[Whitterz]

its not me either

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Ive stuck my little pork sabre in some right slack growlers but I'd draw the line way before that minger. Bet she's got a fanny like a coalmans ripped pocket. Not me Chappers

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Shame that C.Diff zapped the wrong part of Eastbourne really.

 

[The Large One]

No comment.

 

[ali jenkins]

It was never going to be him was it!

And Strings, I think you'll find that there are quite a few 15yo's that are very sexualy active

 

[strings]

And Strings, I think you'll find that there are quite a few 15yo's that are very sexualy active

Clearly I was just a very ugly teenager!

 

[Beach Hut]

Great escape well done Alfie

 

[Easy 10]

Bloody obvious from the start, as most folk said when the story broke. No way have his plums dropped.

 

[sam86]

And for those that didn't see this last month...

Brandish: 13-yr old dad Alfie Patten tells world "F***k you all"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How much are these pathetic and useless waste of spaces making from this how ridiculous saga?

 

[bright1064]

How much are these pathetic and useless waste of spaces making from this how ridiculous saga?

Well I'm expecting young Alfie to now launch a range of clothing, particularly hooded tops.