[Politics] Alex Salmond arrested...

[Greg Bobkin]

I heard they found some dodgy prawn on his computer.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

This story has got me hooked

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I always thought it was Alec not Alex?

Well fish do tend to live in the c.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

His political career will be floundering now...

It could all turn out to be a load of pollocks (or a load of carp..), but I suspect Eel wriggle out of it and be back on his perch in no time.

*ba-da-bumpff*

 

[vegster]

You might well have whooshed me here but Titanic, the OP, IS a mod!

yes, I wooshed you.

 

[A1X]

I suspect he was crabby when they pulled him in

 

[half time scores]

Allegedly

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In your Breams.

 

[dingodan]

They're going to throw the book at him.

 

[Beach Hut]

What a load of pollocks

 

[Bakero]

Clickbait.

 

[lawros left foot]

Probably a red herring, the Police are just fishing, he’s only small fry

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

He's just a prawn in a bigger game.

 

[Titanic]

Salmon Tartar.

 

[pearl]

I always thought it was Alec not Alex?

You cod be right, but let's net speculate until the tide's out

 

[bomber130]

He will have an op perch tuna ty to wriggle out of it. Polititions are a dab hand at talking pollocks.


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[Two Professors]

Was he locked up in Canon Roe police station?

 

[Nottseagull]

He'll have to face the scales of justice now over this sorry tail.
Will he plead 'not gillty'?

 

[Dick Head]

Absolutely brill!

 

[Nottseagull]

Absolutely brill!

Thank you. To be fair, some of the other posts were quite funny as well

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Absolutely brill!

Clam-dab-eel-roe-sea...!!