[Politics] Alex Salmond arrested...

[Knocky's Nose]

Will he skipjack bail before the herring?

 

[Nottseagull]

OP must be pretty embarrassed about spawning yet another NSC fish pun thread, especially with him being at mod!

I wonder what the pork chop happened.

What??

 

[brakespear]

He's made anemone of someone.

 

[Stat Brother]

OP must be pretty embarrassed about spawning yet another NSC fish pun thread, especially with him being at mod!
What??

Oh fish puns, sorry my mistake, I thought it was just food stuffs.

 

[Icy Gull]

Holy mackerel what a beluga end

 

[whitelion]

Some of the fish mentioned are bottom-feeders but I don't think a salmon is?

 

[Titanic]

I think he was trying to avoid arrest... he was apprehended outside Kings Crustacean.

 

[PTC Gull]

I wonder if he has been caught going upstream?

 

[NooBHA]

Not that I rely on NSC for my intake of News but I am 5 pages into this thread and I still don't know what the f#ck he has been arrested for

 

[BensGrandad]

Not that I rely on NSC for my intake of News but I am 5 pages into this thread and I still don't know what the f#ck he has been arrested for

BBC News saying the same no idea of charges but a report will be sent to prosecutors.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Not that I rely on NSC for my intake of News but I am 5 pages into this thread and I still don't know what the f#ck he has been arrested for

You're 5 pages in and you haven't added a fish pun? Shame on you... Come on, get your skates on!

 

[essbee1]

This thread seems to lost its porpoise.

 

[Titanic]

BBC News saying the same no idea of charges but a report will be sent to prosecutors.

Former Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond has appeared in court charged with attempted rape and sexual assault.

He faced a total of 14 charges at Edinburgh Sheriff Court, also including breach of the peace and indecent assault.

The 64-year-old made no plea during the hearing and was released on bail.

Mr Salmond was accused of two charges of attempted rape, nine of sexual assault, two of indecent assault and one breach of the peace.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-46984747