[Albion] Albion themed coffins

[Herr Tubthumper]

What’s the deal with the copyrighted items on the coffin? The club are quite protective regarding the use of the club badge. I guess the person inside the coffin is out of reach of the club’s lawyers but what about the manufacturer?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I'd like a cardboard coffin. Could you do a giant Piglets Pies box?

Apparently cardboard coffins are more expensive than wooden.

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Apparently cardboard coffins are more expensive than wooden.

Im ok - I work for a packaging company designing cartons...so have a design already on the system. Just need to press a button and I can cut my own out!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I want a VAR-themed funeral.

Just toward the end of the service, the words, "Checking - possibly NOT dead" come up on a big screen and the vicar stands with his finger in his ear. Then after a minute he makes a rectangular-shaped motion with his hands and points towards the church yard and the big screen says "Check complete. DEAD" and everybody cheers.

Or something like that.

Just sensational.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Im ok - I work for a packaging company designing cartons...so have a design already on the system. Just need to press a button and I can cut my own out!

Discount for NSCers?

 

[zefarelly]

I'm going in a cardboard box, maybe painted white, incinerated with a blue and yellow flame so I end up white hot dust.

 

[zefarelly]

Apparently cardboard coffins are more expensive than wooden.

recycled pallets maybe?

 

[Blue3]

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To be fair, for those questioning 'waste of money' etc, for all Albion fans aside from the allowance/discount I make on each funeral I only charge an extra £200 on top of the traditional coffin.

I think the coffin with all those photos of diffrent people on might be very confusing for friends and family who had not seen the deceased in some time, I can hear an aged aunt saying I don't recall Alan having ginger hair

 

[Blue3]

Paupers Funeral covered by the local authority which has a statutory duty

https://www.funeralguide.co.uk/help...pers-funeral-public-health-funerals-explained

One of my uncles who lived in Bournemouth had a paupers funeral as he left absoluty nothing in his name and his children by prearranged agreement refused to have anything to deal with it which was quite easy as they were no longer living in the uk

 

[Blue3]

I quite like as the curtain closes played to full Eco "FFS Murray"

 

[Brovion]

No, but the funeral will run about 7 minutes over time as everyone looks at the pastor and wonders why he's delaying the committal.

Most of the mourners will have left 5 minutes before the committal anyway ...

 

[marlowe]

How about a football themed headstone similar to this design, although slightly modified to make it more Albion specific, with the ball situated just adjacent to the goal rather than within it...

 

[schmunk]

How about a football themed headstone similar to this design, although slightly modified to make it more Albion specific, with the ball situated just adjacent to the goal rather than within it...

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Perhaps something like this instead...?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Perhaps something like this instead...?

Winner.

Now THAT'S what I'm having!

 

[Bry Nylon]

...or I might have this, next to an inscription of the team news ahead of the Arsenal (h) fixture

 

[marlowe]

Perhaps something like this instead...?

Or for those who wish to maintain a more traditional religious tone....

 

[SuperFurrySeagull]

Not football themed, but a casket we produced for a client a few years back... It's not our usual line of business (needless say they never returned.)

 

[METALMICKY]

Absolutely brilliant - top work

All very well when it turns out the family hated you and your top 8 have been switched for :

Bellotti
Archer
Wilfrid Zaha
Ron Challis
Mark Farrington
Ashley Neale
Michael Mahoney Johnson
Scott McGleish

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Apparently cardboard coffins are more expensive than wooden.

Mate of mine popped off in a wicker casket - no idea how much more/less these cost.
Need Harty to post a price list.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Over here the cost of cremation, a room for a few days to grieve and store the body, and the urn after was about £400 basic. I think we ended up spending about double that due to various upgrades or add ons recently. Was good value for money and that was in the capital. I’m sure it would be cheaper in the province.