[Albion] Albion themed coffins

[Comrade Sam]

Me and a mate are on a promise to sprinkle our ashes at the Goldstone. Had looked forward to the idea of my family sneakily dusting Toys are us (although not the bit where I die). But I suppose it'll just be in the car park where the middle back of the North was.

 

[Simster]

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To be fair, for those questioning 'waste of money' etc, for all Albion fans aside from the allowance/discount I make on each funeral I only charge an extra £200 on top of the traditional coffin.

Do people actually pay for coffins like that? It wouldn't look out of place with these:

 

[Comrade Sam]

Alternatively for a current Albion theme, will the coffin be crashed all around the edge of the grave and surrounding soil 25 times, before being dumped in a hole in Croydon?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I want a VAR-themed funeral.

Just toward the end of the service, the words, "Checking - possibly NOT dead" come up on a big screen and the vicar stands with his finger in his ear. Then after a minute he makes a rectangular-shaped motion with his hands and points towards the church yard and the big screen says "Check complete. DEAD" and everybody cheers.

Or something like that.

Best laugh of the year so far

 

[Giraffe]

[MENTION=17322]Lenny Rider[/MENTION] - have you done a Palace one...?

What's the point, they'll burn it before they even put the body in.

 

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Dave Turner
Eric Gill
Alan Duffy
Denis Gordon
Brian .Horton
Eric Whittington
Adrian Thorne
Tommy White

 

[Return of the Rev]

I would like to buried with the whole current palace squad at time of death

 

[hart's shirt]

Wouldn't mind having our current strikeforce as the pallbearers at my funeral.


Just so they can let me down one more time.

You wouldn't want any of them helping out with the gravedigging though.

They'd wander around aimlessly for 90 minutes on the grass having lost the plot.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

If it’s a cremation maybe Dan Burn?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Anthony Knock-Fatal Heart Attack?

 

[Mr Bridger]

If it’s a cremation maybe Dan Burn?

Ashley Barnes
Ashley Neal

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Gus Poy-kick-the-bucket?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Jake Forster-Casket

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Cemetery Connor

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Grave Beasant

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Pall Barber

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Dan B-Urn

 

[Gabbafella]

Just throw me in a cardboard box, I want to be burnt anyway so why waste all that money on a fancy coffin?

 

[Mr Bridger]

My funeral song

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Beram shuffle-off-this-mortal-Kayal