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[The Large One]

Mayday, mayday...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

er... April 23rd



Can a fly fly backwards or sidewards for that matter?

 

[Gazwag]

If I see a fly on the park and ride bus tomorrow I'll help it off, it might have been stuck on there for ages

 

[Mr C]

I reckon the fly could just wait for a human to press the dingdonger. Then he could get off. Well, not actually walk off, but fly out perhaps?

 

[DTES]

ok I sense you've all given up on my joke...

the answer is:

because the sea weed

he he he he he

Why did Nivea Cream?

 

[Soton Seagull]

Because Max Factor

 

[DTES]

Because Max Factor

I love that joke.

 

[aftershavedave]

No. The air is inside the car is moving at 80mph and carrying the fly along, therefore it doesn't have to put any effort in

Right that's me done for the day.

not true. it doesn't have to fly at 80mph mind, but if it puts absolutely no effort in, it falls to the floor of the car....

 

[pasty]

not true. it doesn't have to fly at 80mph mind, but if it puts absolutely no effort in, it falls to the floor of the car....

So...if the fly is putting 5 mph effort in, but is still travelling at 80mph, does that mean the car is actually only doing 75 ?

Friday afternoon..........

 

[Everest]

Maybe the fly really wanted to go to Peacehaven though. He may have a wife there & wanted to get home to play with the grubs.

 

[Simster]

Maybe the fly really wanted to go to Peacehaven though.

It's unlikely. Croydon is usually the preferred destination for flies.

 

[Everest]

Yeah, but maybe the stench was just too much for him up there.