jonnyboylennon
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Im a little teapot.
No Im not, im a little WANKpot.
No Im not, im a little WANKpot.
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Everest said:
the who? where?
Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
why what where
Safeway
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Something that often bothers me when I see a fly on the bus is, 'Does he want to be on here?'. I mean, he's flown onto the bus at, say, Brighton and won't be able to get off until perhaps PEACEHAVEN. Does that mean he's been seperated from all his fly mates? Peacehaven to Brighton has got to be a bit of a treck when you're the size of a fingernail.
And if he DOES make it back to Brighton, how will he know which are his friends? All flies look the same, no?
And if he DOES make it back to Brighton, how will he know which are his friends? All flies look the same, no?
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jonnyboylennon said:Im a little teapot.
No Im not, im a little WANKpot.
No you're not, you a big f***ing CLACKER.
Mr C
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Why can't he get off before Peacehaven?Safeway said:
should this be called a person bird?? if we're being politically correct!! If its a boy bird wouldn't be upset to be called a lady?
Hungry Joe.
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I can't even get off before Aldrington without a pill, it's my age.
well lets not hurt its feelings by assuming its something that its not...
Everest said:
what if the window is open?
Hungry Joe.
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Everest said:
Sexing Guinea Pigs is equally hazardous.
actually looking at the photo of the person bird again - looks like it could do with a little sip of red bull, head hanging down - tongue hanging out - must be having a real bad day!!
Meade's Ball
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Phaedrus said:
Hungry Joe.
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Simster said:
Only other PE Teachers.
Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
tedebear said:
if the window was open im sure, if he was VERY careful, he could try to fly out making sure he didnt end up in a car going to birmingham, which had its window open for a second while the driver flicked out his fag, but then the windows were all up all the way to birmingham......
nightmare eh!!
Brighton till i die said:if the window was open im sure, if he was VERY careful, he could try to fly out making sure he didnt end up in a car going to birmingham, which had its window open for a second while the driver flicked out his fag, but then the windows were all up all the way to birmingham......
nightmare eh!!
what if he mustered all his strength in the bus and flew as hard as he possibly could at the bell push - do you reckon he could make it go ding so he could get off?? I reckon the window thing is far too hazardous...birmingham is no place for a fly I've heard...