A-Z of rubbish Albion players

[Lady Whistledown]

Following on from a previous thread, how about an A to Z of crap Albion players through history?

I'll go first

Derek Allan

 

[Seagullmatt]

Jamie Morale - Spent the whole time in an offside position!

 

[Seagullmatt]

Don't know what happened there!

 

[Seagullmatt]

The same post got posted three times!

 

[Simster]

Taking the MICK for being...:


...ineffective:
Mick Ferguson

...a sad old soak and all round wanker:
Mickey Thomas

... worst player I have ever seen playing for the Albion:
Michael Mahoney-Johnson

 

[balloonboy]

Is this A-Z supposed to be in alphabetical order? In which case, could we please have a "B"?

 

[chips and gravy]

Michael Bennett

 

[El Presidente]

Geoff Cooper

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'd also like to offer Les Briley as an entry under B.

D, now that's more tricky. I'd like to suggest David Lee or Dale Jasper, but that would be cheating.

Didn't we have a Lee Doherty in the Gillingham days? He must have been crap, as I can't remember him.

Anyone got anyone better? Or worse...if you know what I mean.

 

[Sergi Gotsmanov]

D - Dean Wilkins (sorry but overall he was lazy and crap).....also see under W for Wendy

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Matthew Edwards- even though he had a few good games, he was largely ineffective, and besides, E isn't a good letter for crap players.

F is more like it.......who could forget Barry Lloyd's most legendary signing?

No, not Richard Tiltman....

 

[Icy Gull]

Danny Davies - 1998/1999 played one game. Never saw him, but any player who couldn't get into the team with this squad must have been really crap.

In fact 90% deserve to be in any A-Z of crap players

Ben Andrews
Andy Ansah
Paul Armstrong
Andy Arnott
Graeme Atkinson
Richard Barker
Michael Bennett
Stafford Brown
Stafford Browne
Tony Browne
Ian Culverhouse
Lawrence Davies
Danny Davis
Lee Doherty
Gary Hart
Danny Hinshelwood
Gary Hobson
Emeka Isejiagwa
Ross Johnson
Phil King
Kerry Mayo
Duncan McArthur
Keith McPherson
Danny Mills
Jeff Minton
Jamie Moralee
Nicholls
Mark Ormerod
Darragh Ryan
Peter Smith
Stuart Storer
Paul Sturgess
Glen Thomas
Rod Thomas
Stuart Tuck
Mark Walton
John Westcott

 

[Hiney]

Geoff Cooper

I went to School with Geoff Cooper and played in the same U16 team as him in Bognor.

Just thought you'd like to know

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The great Brazilian striker we signed from Holland:

Marco Farringtonio

 

[Trigger]

Danny Davies - 1998/1999 played one game. Never saw him, but any player who couldn't get into the team with this squad must have been really crap.

In fact 90% deserve to be in any A-Z of crap players

Ben Andrews
Andy Ansah
Paul Armstrong
Andy Arnott
Graeme Atkinson
Richard Barker
Michael Bennett
Stafford Brown
Stafford Browne
Tony Browne
Ian Culverhouse
Lawrence Davies
Danny Davis
Lee Doherty
Gary Hart
Danny Hinshelwood
Gary Hobson
Emeka Isejiagwa
Ross Johnson
Phil King
Kerry Mayo
Duncan McArthur
Keith McPherson
Danny Mills
Jeff Minton
Jamie Moralee
Nicholls
Mark Ormerod
Darragh Ryan
Peter Smith
Stuart Storer
Paul Sturgess
Glen Thomas
Rod Thomas
Stuart Tuck
Mark Walton
John Westcott

Andy Ansah
Richard Barker
Michael Bennett
Ian Culverhouse
Gary Hart
Emeka Ifejiagwa
Ross Johnson
Kerry Mayo
Keith McPherson
Jeff Minton
Peter Smith
Stuart Storer
Rod Thomas

Those few were the only ones to have 1 proper decent game for us...

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

David Lee

in the same league as

Ashley Neil

 

[Kneon Light]

How can anyone put Stuart Storer in a list of Crap Players? The guy was a legend without whom we would be in the conference.

 

[Tommy Cook reporting]

No one actually has, mate. He said 90% of the players on that list were crap.

Also actually although we took the p*ss out of Dean Wilkins a lot of the time, he wasn't terrible, he just couldn't tackle. His set pieces and passing were always pretty good.

 

[Kneon Light]

I'll go and stand in a corner!

 

[Braders]

robbie pethick
mark walton
andy petterson