A thread of RUBBISH song lyrics

[Lady Whistledown]

"Something kinda oooh
Jumping on my tutu
Something 'side of me
Wants some part of you-oo"

Forgive me for being naive, Girls Aloud fans, but what the hell does "something kinda ooooh, jumping on my tutu mean"?

Are there any worse song lyrics EVER?*





*apart from possibly

"I'm serious as cancer when I say Rhythm Is A Dancer". (c) Snap

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I don't wanna see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the Evening News.

:thud:

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I don't wanna see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the Evening News.

:thud:

God DAMN.. you just beat me to it!!

I really really really wanna zig a zig ah.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

We are the boys in the old Brighton blue
Football's our game
Brighton's our name
We are the boys who'll be out there for you
The boys in the old Brighton blue

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I don't wanna see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the Evening News.

:thud:

That song is hilarious though. Girls Aloud, on the other hand, probably miss the point with all their tutu jumping.

From the same Desree song (can't think of her without David Brent in the Office springing to mind):

"I'm afraid of the dark
Specially when I'm in a park"

Brilliant

 

[Seagullible]

I don't wanna see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the Evening News.

:thud:

first thing that popped into my head too

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

From a "band" called Supersister

I like my men
Like I like my coffee
Hot, strong and sweet like toffee
Oh! So you know that I can’t let you go
I like my men
Like I like my coffee
Hot, strong and sweet like toffee
Oh! And I know that I can’t let you go

 

[CHAPPERS]

"Something kinda oooh
Jumping on my tutu
Something 'side of me
Wants some part of you-oo"

Forgive me for being naive, Girls Aloud fans, but what the hell does "something kinda ooooh, jumping on my tutu mean"?

Are there any worse song lyrics EVER?*

Who cares? They are FIT.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

That song is hilarious though. Girls Aloud, on the other hand, probably miss the point with all their tutu jumping.

From the same Desree song (can't think of her without David Brent in the Office springing to mind):

"I'm afraid of the dark
Specially when I'm in a park"

Brilliant

I think the full version needs posting in all it's lyrical glory.

LIFE

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)


:Shudder:

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"The Vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Francisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body"

Oh yeah. The late 1990s were responsible for some quality Euro-dance lyrics.

 

[Trufflehound]

My old man's a dustman?

 

[pasty]

Re: Re: A thread of RUBBISH song lyrics

My old man's a dustman?

Damn, beat me to it

 

[jonny.rainbow]

May I nominate:

Your Song by Elton John and Bernie Taupin.

It's a little bit funny,
This feeling inside,
I'm not one of those people who,
Can easily hide.

Who are these people who can easily hide?

Midgets, contortionists, secret agents?

And why does not being one of thsoe people make Elton/Bernie feel a little bit funny inside?

 

[The Large One]

Life is life
Na na na na-na.

UTTER SHAT.

 

[Parson Henry]

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba
ay arriba y arriba por ti sere
Por ti sere
Por ti sere
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitan
Soy capitan
Soy capitan
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesito una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba
ay arriba y arriba por ti sere
Por ti sere
Por ti sere
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba


Cna anyone translate?

 

[Bozza]

Not the most ridiculous by some margin, but still...

Not to put too finer point on it,
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet,
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think we have a winner...word to your mother


Yo, vip, let's kick it!
Ice ice baby, ice ice baby
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my dj revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking mcs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, waving just to say hi
Did you stop? no -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to a1a beachfront ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, you know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, you, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my dj revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla,
ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla,
ice ice baby vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade,
slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast,
other djs say, damn
If my rhyme was a drug,
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
Ice ice baby vanilla,
ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla,
ice ice baby vanilla
Yo man -- let's get out of here!
word to your mother!
Ice ice baby too cold,
ice ice baby too cold too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold,
ice ice baby too cold too cold

 

[The Large One]

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba
ay arriba y arriba por ti sere
Por ti sere
Por ti sere
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitan
Soy capitan
Soy capitan
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesito una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
a Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
ay Arriba y arriba
ay arriba y arriba por ti sere
Por ti sere
Por ti sere
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba
Bamba la bamba


Cna anyone translate?

In order to dance bamba to dance bamba one little is needed grace to One little of grace for my for you ay Arriba and above ay above and above by you sere By you sere By you sere I am not marine I I am not marine I am captain I am captain I am Bamba captain bamba Bamba bamba Bamba bamba to dance bamba to dance bamba I am above needed one little grace to One little of grace for my for you ay Arriba and In order to dance bamba to dance bamba one little is needed grace to One above little of grace for my for you ay Arriba and ay above and above by you sere By you sere By you sere Bamba bamba Bamba bamba Bamba bamba Bamba bamba

 

[Parson Henry]

In order to dance bamba to dance bamba one little is needed grace to One little of grace for my for you ay Arriba and above ay above and above by you sere By you sere By you sere I am not marine I I am not marine I am captain I am captain I am Bamba captain bamba Bamba bamba Bamba bamba to dance bamba to dance bamba I am above needed one little grace to One little of grace for my for you ay Arriba and In order to dance bamba to dance bamba one little is needed grace to One above little of grace for my for you ay Arriba and ay above and above by you sere By you sere By you sere Bamba bamba Bamba bamba Bamba bamba Bamba bamba

Thanks TLO. So the essence is some geezer wants to dance gracefully but is not a sailor or a marine but a captain?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle".

[from the Vanilla Ice, above]

What the f***?