A thread of questions that you never have dare ask before and hopefully some answers.

[Super Steve Earle]

Why Superglue doesn't glue anything except fingers and thumbs?

 

[gjh1971]

A thread of questions that you never have dare ask before and hopefully some ...

Why do birds suddenly appear to be close when your near?

 

[The Modfather]

Why do fools fall in love ?

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Why does the moon seem really big sometimes but as you drive towards it gets smaller?

"As any fule kno", because it's hollow. Hybrid, back me up on this one. Dave Icke, you on here?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip?

More questions than answers.......

 

[pasty]

When you stand up, where does your lap go?

 

[RandyWanger]

Why does the moon seem really big sometimes but as you drive towards it gets smaller?

Size constancy.

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Why, when remote control batteries start to fail, do people stand pointing arm straight out pushing the button with such force as to redden the finger. As if that helps.

 

[BadFish]

How do storks maintain their balance when they are carrying the baby?

 

[BadFish]

What does a fox say?

 

[Greyrun]

Why, when remote control batteries start to fail, do people stand pointing arm straight out pushing the button with such force as to redden the finger. As if that helps.[/QU
Why when the remote does not work does the act of revolving the batteries bring it alive.

 

[Norman Potting]

Is the Hokey Cokey really what it is all about?

 

[surrey jim]

If you are in a country that drives on the left and go ( via road) to a country that drives on the right how and when do you swap sides of the road?

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Why do roast dinners produce the "best" bottom gas?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Why is Gatwick Express so called when "Gatwick slower than Guy Butters on mogadon" would be far more accurate?

 

[skipper734]

Why Superglue doesn't glue anything except fingers and thumbs?

Cos that's why it was invented. First used in the Vietnam war, to stick wounds together instead of stitching. It sets by mixing with moisture in the atmosphere, but strangely is water soluble.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Also why did the hundred year war end early?

 

[jakarta]

When you stand up, where does your lap go?

Lapland?

I'll get my coat.......

 

[skipper734]

Also why did the hundred year war end early?

It didn't Rev. It ended late. 116 years.

 

[Return of the Rev]

It didn't Rev. It ended late. 116 years.

blooming yanks always keeping us waiting