A thread for random items which couldn't be inserted into any existing thread

[Meade's Ball]

Sometimes you see something, i find and notice, and sort of want to share it, but can't find anywhere to put it. So maybe this is the place to just toss things that have no place elsewhere, no connection to anything already said.
I'll begin. Although possibly expect to be moved or to disappear down the page never to be responded to - unless someone has already posted the picture and fixtures me or has a story to tell about Welsh fudging.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

A current debate at work is whether in one calendar year an average human could fill an old red phone box with excrement (based on regular bowel movements). My personal opinion is that you'd come up way short and have only filled up approximately two thirds of a phone box with 'botty chocolate' by the time 365 days have passed.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

No pics but when i was a lad the local Knitwear shop had a large ball of wool in the shop window and a picture of a lovely jumper with the message " You only need one ball to knit this jumper"

 

[Tricky Dicky]

A current debate at work is whether in one calendar year an average human could fill an old red phone box with excrement (based on regular bowel movements). My personal opinion is that you'd come up way short and have only filled up about a third of the phone box with 'botty chocolate' by the time 365 days have passed.

Not a chance in my view - I would think it would be les than 1/4 full after a year. Not an empirical observation.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

No pics but when i was a lad the local Knitwear shop had a large ball of wool in the shop window and a picture of a lovely jumper with the message " You only need one ball to knit this jumper"

That really made me laugh. I like this thread - the problem is that if I don't write it down immediately - I forget it.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A current debate at work is whether in one calendar year an average human could fill an old red phone box with excrement (based on regular bowel movements). My personal opinion is that you'd come up way short and have only filled up approximately two thirds of a phone box with 'botty chocolate' by the time 365 days have passed.

Is there a hole in the roof of the phone box, and a ladder up there?

If its necessary to use the door, you're never going to fill it are you, as it will all slop out, when you pay a visit to top it up.

 

[Market Porter]

This online community of ours has a fecal fascination bordering on the Germanic, carry on.

 

[pastafarian]

that ass fudge is quite expensive

 

[Aldridge Prior]

I often find myself wondering how many times per week the average married couple with kids will have sex.

Personally, I have 3 kids and have probably averaged 7 times a week with my wife over the past decade. And another 5 times a week with my secretary.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Is there a hole in the roof of the phone box, and a ladder up there?

If its necessary to use the door, you're never going to fill it are you, as it will all slop out, when you pay a visit to top it up.

Let's not get BOGGED down with the LOGistics shall we!

 

[The Large One]

Couldn't think of anything specific, so here's a picture of Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich.

 

[Brok]

Couldn't think of anything specific, so here's a picture of Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich.

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & .........Bill Wyman

 

[skipper734]

I often find myself wondering how many times per week the average married couple with kids will have sex.

Personally, I have 3 kids and have probably averaged 7 times a week with my wife over the past decade. And another 5 times a week with my secretary.

At least your lies could be believable.

 

[Tomnorthi]

Just made a brilliant gif:

 

[NMH]

This could be used a LOT on NSC, but write now its not speciffick

 

[Art Vs Science]

 

[Brightonfan1983]

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Clever

 

[seagullondon]

REMEMBER EVERYONE TO FRESHEN UP

 

[Norman Potting]

Last Christmas Lidl were selling little pots of liqueur to add to cups of coffee. The brand name - Minge. Sadly I never thought to take a pic.

PS Great idea for a thread MB - hopefully it will run and run like the work association one.

 

[Taybha]

Couldn't think of anything specific, so here's a picture of Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich.

This photo could of been taken yesterday anywhere in scotland