A song for Dave

[tinycowboy]

You, Dave, are the greatest
Dave we've ever known
Can't wait for next Saturday,
The wait is much too long
We'll sing our hearts out
Watching you run out

 

[hans kraay fan club]

i want to thank you, for giving me the best Dave of my li-iife.

 

[Arthur]

I think you've misread the spec, Arthur. How about;

In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
Dave Lo Pez

Awwwwwwww, I'll get the hang on this internet melarky one of the days!?!

Thanks for showing me the error of my ways.

What about:

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you David Lopez

 

[KJP]

Oh Spanish Dave, you are the love of my life
oh Spanish Dave, I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Spanish Dave, I want receding hair too

 

[tinycowboy]

David Lopez nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
He'll show you what he can do
With a load of balls in the white and blue

Sink the pens then, sit back
For the pinpoint passes across the track
David Lopez nuts are we
We're all David loopy

 

[Munkfish]

Dave
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, because you are
Dave

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

Spanish Dave - Mink de Ville ...

 

[Meade's Ball]

Work all day, as men who know,
Wheels must turn to keep, to keep the flow,

Build on up, don't break the chain,
Sparks will fly, when the whistle blows,

Never stop the action,
Keep it up, keep it up,

Work to the rhythm,
Live to the rhythm,
Love to the rhythm,
Dave to the rhythm

ps - by Grathen Jones.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Thank you for the Daaaaave
He's Spanish Dave
You'll never save
His spot kicks

(Days, The Kinks - arr Sock)

 

[Wellesley]

Dave is beautiful, no matter what they say,
We love Span-ish Dave,
Dave is beautiful, and it don`t mean we`re gay,
We f*#cking love you Spanish Dave.

 

[BensGrandad]

Not a song writer so will leave to somebody else to finish but to the tune of Hey Jude

Hey Dave
dont let us down
score a great goal

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Just one look at you
And i know it's gonna be
A Lovely Daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The rest of us on Lovely Dave harmonies with a long series of Lovely Daves.
Based on Lovely Dave by Bill Withdeans.

I reckon you'd need the bloke from The Choir on TV to sort the whole North Stand doing it (or different stands doing the different parts) but that would be E - P - I - C.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

David Lopez nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
He'll show you what he can do
With a load of balls in the white and blue

Sink the pens then, sit back
For the pinpoint passes across the track
David Lopez nuts are we
We're all David loopy

Dave
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, because you are
Dave

Thank you for the Daaaaave
He's Spanish Dave
You'll never save
His spot kicks

(Days, The Kinks - arr Sock)

Dave is beautiful, no matter what they say,
We love Span-ish Dave,
Dave is beautiful, and it don`t mean we`re gay,
We f*#cking love you Spanish Dave.

Skills

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Thank you for the Daaaaave
He's Spanish Dave
You'll never save
His spot kicks

(Days, The Kinks - arr Sock)

Might I respectifully suggest a small change, for better scan:



Thank you for the Daaaaave
He's Spanish Dave
You'll never save
His penalties.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Oh Spanish Dave,
What does he do?
Oh Spanish Dave what does he do?
He scores goals past the Palace,
Oh Spanish Dave what does he do?

Oh Spa-nish Dave... etc

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Oh Spanish Dave,
What does he do?
Oh Spanish Dave what does he do?
He scores goals past the Palace,
Oh Spanish Dave what does he do?

Oh Spa-nish Dave... etc

I like that.

 

[Ecosse Exile]

Now he is back isn't it about time we had a proper song for Spanish Dave?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Spanish Bombs by The Clash would be a perfect tune. Something like, "He's Spanish Dave and he plays for Brighton & Hove Albion, Spanish Dave, score a goal for me..."

As a firm favourite with the fans, he deserves a decent song.

Love the idea of using Spanish bombs by The Clash, and you know, the original lyrics wouldn't even be so bad if everyone wanted to sing the Spanish lyrics which im sure Dave would enjoy

Spanish Dave, Yo te quiero infinito, Yo te quiero, oh mi corazon

Translates to Spanish Dave, I love you forever, I love you, oh my heart!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To Bieber's classic, "Baby".

[Chorus]
And I was like, David David David Lo
David David David Looooo
David David David Lo
David Lopez is really sound



To "Stay another day"

[Chorus]
Oh don't leave us alone like this
His free-kicks are utter bliss
Thanks for staying Spanish Dave

He scored a kick against Palace
Penalties he never miss
Thanks for staying Spanish Dave.


To Electric Six "Gay Bar"

Oscar, we're so glad signed Spanish Dave yar
That you signed Spanish Dave yar
You signed Spanish Dave yar
Dave yar
Dave yar (woooooowww)

War, Let's start a war
Let's start a nuclear war
For Spanish Dave yar
Dave yar

Granted, that last one has a confusing message.
Dave yar.

 

[Buzzer]

To the tune of My Sex Is On Fire by Kings Of Leon:

Lay where you're laying
Don't make a sound
I know they're watching
They're watching

All the commotion
The kiddie like play
Has people talking
Talking

You
Your sex is on fire

Dark of the alley
The breaking of day
Head while I'm driving
I'm driving

Soft lips are open
Them nuckles is pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying

You
Your sex is on fire
And so
Were the words to transpire

Hot as a fever
Rattling bones
I could just taste it
Taste it

But it's not forever
But it's just tonight
Oh we're still the greatest
The greatest
The greatest

You
Your sex is on fire
You
Your sex is on fire

And so
Were the words to transpire

And you
Your sex is on fire
And so
Were the words to transpire, Dave.

 

[symyjym]

David
give us a song
David Lopez
give us a song

repeat x 1000