A song for Dave

[martin tyler]

How about to the tune of Wheels on the bus

Spanish Dave has come home has come home has come home
Oh Spanish Dave has come home
All season Long

 

[CheshireSeagull]

I heard it a few times last year Gary Harts old song just with different lyrics,

Victoria beckham she really likes to rave,
But when shes sh***ing Beckham she thnks of Spanish Dave,
oh Spanish dave,
Spanish Spanish Spanish Dave

and so on.......

 

[Titanic]

There's only one Spanish Dave,
one Spanish Da-ave,
there's only one Spanish Da-ve,
One Spanish Dave etc...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

How about to the tune of Wheels on the bus

Spanish Dave has come home has come home has come home
Oh Spanish Dave has come home
All season Long

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is depraved
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Spanish Dave...

 

[Buzzer]

To the tune of Alan Partridge's Dan:

Dave!

Dave!




Dave!


Dave!







Dave!
Dave!
Dave!

Dave!













Dave!


Dave!

Dave!



No. He's not seen me. I'll get him later.


Daaaaavvvvve!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did that night,
I've never seen you shine so bright,

I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,

And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

David Lopez, is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you looked that night.

 

[CheshireSeagull]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is depraved
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Spanish Dave...

that's the only must of heard it wrong last season thought it was "like to rave"

 

[Titanic]

Spanish Dave is here again,
the goals are flying in again,
so we'll cheer him and we'll sing again,
Spanish Dave is here again!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Upside inside out
His name is David Lopez

HE will wear you out
His name is David Lopez

Free kicks are all world Class
With his flair the defence opens

He will wear you out
His name is David Lopez
His name is David Lopez
His name is David Lopez.

 

[Buzzer]

To the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow:

His name is Lopez
His sister au pairs



That's about it so far.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

To the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow:

His name is Lopez
His sister au pairs



That's about it so far.

His name is Lopez
His sister au pairs
She wears flowers in her hair
And Disney princess underwear
Dave is great from the spot
And looks like Iggy pop.

some other stuff.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Lo Lo
Lo Lo Lo Lo
Lo Lo Lo Lo
Lo Lo David LOPEZ!

Lo Lo
Lo Lo LO LO
Lo LO LO LO
.....................

 

[Buzzer]

I like it but instead of that third line I think we just hum it and then end with "have a banana"

No point gilding the lily.

 

[Ernest]

I didn't want you back,
Because I thought you were cack,
But now you're here,
I feel all queer

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Lo Lo
Lo Lo Lo Lo
Lo Lo Lo Lo
Lo Lo David LOPEZ!

Lo Lo
Lo Lo LO LO
Lo LO LO LO
.....................

Can work with
Da-vid
Da-vid Da-vid
Da-vid Da-vid
Da-vid David Lopez!

 

[somerset]

To the tune of You are my Sunshine:


Oh David Lopez, Oh David Lopez,
We now all know him as Spanish Dave,
They didn't want him to have a contract,
But now he's playing for Brighton again.

 

[Munkfish]

Where it began,
I can't begin to knowin'
But then I know it's growing strong

Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along.

Hands, touchin' hands
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you

Spanish Dave
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I...

 

[KZNSeagull]

Just dum de dum the theme tune to the Addams family and at the end of each line shout Spanish Dave instead of clicking your fingers.

Dum de de Dum Spanish Dave!
Dum de de dum Spanish Dave!
Dum de de dum dum de de dum dum de de dum Spanish Dave!

And repeat.

Just ignore that he was in the Munsters, not the Addams Family - no-one will notice.

 

[blue2]

D. A. V. I. D.
D. A. V. I. D.
He is D, deadly from the spot
He is A, a bit like Iggy Pop
He is V, very hard to stop
He is I, into lager top
He is Da-aa-aave...

Really like this very funny would be great but I fear almost impossible to get the crowd who find the words to GOSBTS impossible to remember

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

I like it but instead of that third line I think we just hum it and then end with "have a banana"

No point gilding the lily.