A SIMMO SAYS cycling tip for just one person

[Benson]

Small brains? Too much anger? Self Loathing? the list is endless.

I know a few cyclists and they aren't all bad!

 

[pcol]

Most cycle lanes are either a) not good enough quality to ride a bike along or b) full of pedestrians

 

[£1.99]

err because they're a pain in the bloody ARS

Bet you wouldn't mind getting stuck behind this lot though!!

 

[BadFish]

Most cycle lanes are either a) not good enough quality to ride a bike along or b) full of pedestrians

I ****ing hate pedestrians, walking about thinking they own the ****ing place! do they pay road tax?? do they ****! and the get their own little crossings making us road tax payers stop. I try and clip them with my wing mirrors, especially on those Zebra crossings.......Zebras i ****ing hate zebras......don't get me started on them, bloody stripy horses, thinking they are it, can't even ride the ****ers.

 

[vegster]

Why do so many people on here hate cyclists so much ?

For picking and choosing to follow only parts of the Highway Code they feel applicable, whereas the rest of us would be done.

 

[Benson]

Bet you wouldn't mind getting stuck behind this lot though!!

A bit of saddle sniffing makes you stronger.

 

[BadFish]

For picking and choosing to follow only parts of the Highway Code they feel applicable, whereas the rest of us would be done.

Yes not like drivers who follow all road laws.

 

[BadFish]

Cause they're ignorant knobs

loving this comment so much......but then I do love a bit of irony.

 

[BadFish]

I've read some unpleasant stuff on NSC over the past decade, and that's in the top ten.

So you hope someone dies because they are fast and use the same road as you. Jealous much?

Nothing like cyclists to bring out the death penalty argument. All that is really left to discuss is method of death, electric chair, lethal injection or wheels of a lorry.

 

[teaboy]

It's about creating an "us and them" world. Us = good, them = bad. People tend not to group themselves with people they dislike for fairly irrational reasons. We all know there are many drivers who speed, jump red lights, aren't taxed or insured, etc but we can't hate 'drivers' as we'd have to hate ourselves.

Others complain that cyclists don't obey the highway code, although this thread was started about someone who (as far as we know) was obeying it perfectly. Maybe Simmo should reread the highway code himself.

 

[vegster]

Yes not like drivers who follow all road laws.

I refer you to the last and most applicable part of my post "whereas the rest of us would be done. " i.e Drivers are liable to prosecution and subsequent bans.

 

[Leighgull]

When are you cycling freaks going to realise that it isn't GREEN to pedal around everywhere breathing toxic carbon dioxide and farting methane all over the shop from drinking all that fecking lucozade sport out of your fecking PVC bottles...dripping all that salty sweat all over the roads and causing potholes and diseases and that. Where do you think the electricity comes from that cooks your protein bars and mung bean flapjacks? Thin air? NO nuclear power stations and PETROL! Twats.

I stop my car, rip off my wing mirror and beat them to death with it whenever I see some fat joey with Bradley chops and overly muscled calves huffing around the Essex countryside! It's my right to strangle them with their own Lycra pants because they're my roads that I paid for with my TAX not their fecking personal cycle track.

 

[BadFish]

I refer you to the last and most applicable part of my post "whereas the rest of us would be done. " i.e Drivers are liable to prosecution and subsequent bans.

So you hate cyclists because some break road rules and don't get prosecuted but drivers are okay because some break road rules and do get prosecuted?

 

[BadFish]

It's about creating an "us and them" world. Us = good, them = bad. People tend not to group themselves with people they dislike for fairly irrational reasons. We all know there are many drivers who speed, jump red lights, aren't taxed or insured, etc but we can't hate 'drivers' as we'd have to hate ourselves.

Others complain that cyclists don't obey the highway code, although this thread was started about someone who (as far as we know) was obeying it perfectly. Maybe Simmo should reread the highway code himself.

Must agree. But i do love the justifications for peoples anger.

There are so many groups of people we are not allowed to irrationally hate these days our choices are sadly limited. Personally i hate pogo stickists.............wankers!

 

[pcol]

I ****ing hate pedestrians, walking about thinking they own the ****ing place! do they pay road tax?? do they ****! and the get their own little crossings making us road tax payers stop. I try and clip them with my wing mirrors, especially on those Zebra crossings.......Zebras i ****ing hate zebras......don't get me started on them, bloody stripy horses, thinking they are it, can't even ride the ****ers.

If people weren't walking in the bike lane, I'd cycle in it. They do, so I cycle on the road

 

[willalbion]

Ermm, you can and do get 'done' as a cyclist, I've seen old bill pull up red light jumpers, pavement riders, cyclists with no lights. And of course cyclists that get hit by cars wether it's their fault or the car drivers ten to come off a lot worse. I drive and I cycle and will happily admit there's a small minority of cyclists who behave like utter self entitled bell ends. Same as there's a minority of car drivers who do too. That's life innit?

 

[Leighgull]

If people weren't walking in the bike lane, I'd cycle in it. They do, so I cycle on the road

There's a wing mirror with your name on it pal!

 

[vegster]

So you hate cyclists because some break road rules and don't get prosecuted but drivers are okay because some break road rules and do get prosecuted?

You are getting there, I'll simplify it for you.
If I regularly ignore the Highway Code, I WILL end up being fined and tot up penalty points, if I carry on I get a ban which renders me unable to drive legally. I will be persecuted off the road, and tbh, I would deserve that if I regularly disobeyed said rules. now, please explain what happens to a cyclist who regularly breaks the same rules ?

 

[Albumen]

Why do so many people on here hate cyclists so much ?

Im not completely sure this has been proven but apparently its because of their small penises. The idea of having to get from A to B without firing up their withering metal dick tanks leaves them unable to think properly.

 

[Leighgull]

Im not completely sure this has been proven but apparently its because of their small penises. The idea of having to get from A to B without firing up their withering metal dick tanks leaves them unable to think properly.

Everyone knows that cyclists get atrophy of the balls from seat chafe and compression of the scrotal sack. Men with big flashy cars are well known to have enormous manhoods. Women don't want to have sex with BO reeking hippies with cycle clips on their flared pants. They want to copulate with middle aged dentists in Mercedes cars and Audi TTs.

There's another wing mirror coming for you too pal!