A SIMMO SAYS cycling tip for just one person

[SIMMO SAYS]

A short message to the bloke who thinks he is Lance Armstrong in the morning riding on the main road towards Lewes

THERE IS A FECKING CYCLE LANE-----------------------------sooner (hopefully) or later you are gonna go under the wheels of a very large lorry.

Rant over

 

[SeagullSongs]

 

[smeariestbat]

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Shiver me timbers SIMMO!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I know this cyclist is annoying, but is there any need to scare the shite out of him like this?

 

[LamieRobertson]

A short message to the bloke who thinks he is Lance Armstrong in the morning riding on the main road towards Lewes

THERE IS A FECKING CYCLE LANE-----------------------------sooner (hopefully) or later you are gonna go under the wheels of a very large lorry.

Rant over

Given the thread on chaffing by mr Soppy...do u think it could be him?

 

[T soprano]

Given the thread on chaffing by mr Soppy...do u think it could be him?

I'm not buying you a drink on Saturday now

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Cant stand those *******s! if theres a pavement and a cycle is on a country road i will try to clip the ******** with my wingmirror

 

[Cheshire Cat]

A RED light means STOP, not barge through. Just wait like everyone else.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I know this cyclist is annoying, but is there any need to scare the shite out of him like this?

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He's just a shit Brian Blessed...

 

[Stat Brother]

He's just a shit Brian Blessed...

Bizarrely enough, and I know you'll find this hard to believe.

He's actually a more mentals Brian Blessed.

 

[£1.99]

Why do so many people on here hate cyclists so much ?

 

[culvers]

Oh wonderful. I can feel another cyclists good, cyclists bad thread coming on.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

He's just a shit Brian Blessed...

I know this thread isn't to everyone's liking, but Simmo has feelings you know ;-)

 

[Was not Was]

Simmo has feelings you know ;-)

Homicidal ones, by the sound of it.

 

[Was not Was]

sooner (hopefully) or later you are gonna go under the wheels of a very large lorry.

I've read some unpleasant stuff on NSC over the past decade, and that's in the top ten.

So you hope someone dies because they are fast and use the same road as you. Jealous much?

 

[albion534]

Why do so many people on here hate cyclists so much ?

Cause they're ignorant knobs

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Why do so many people on here hate cyclists so much ?

err because they're a pain in the bloody ARS

 

[Benson]

Cant stand those *******s! if theres a pavement and a cycle is on a country road i will try to clip the ******** with my wingmirror

Woah! No need for that, Just a squirt of windscreen wash does the trick.

They get a wash and you get a clear view for the next customer. We all win, and can live happily ever after.

 

[BadFish]

Why do so many people on here hate cyclists so much ?

Small brains? Too much anger? Self Loathing? the list is endless.