A muslim lady knocked on my door today..

[Uncle Spielberg]

I thought the " always loom on the bright side of life " cruxifition scene in The Life of Brain totally abhorent but I did not see Christians wanting to kill Eric Idle, they didn;t like it but there was a debate. It seems to me mention ANYTHING against Muslims/Islam and you have to be killed for doing it. It sems at the moment to be a religion with a massive persecution complex and chip on its shoulder and the extreme elements rule is simply, believe in our religion or we will kill you.

 

[Buzzer]

I thought the " always loom on the bright side of life " cruxifition scene in The Life of Brain totally abhorent but I did not see Christians wanting to kill Eric Idle, they didn;t like it but there was a debate. It seems to me mention ANYTHING against Muslims/Islam and you have to be killed for doing it. It sems at the moment to be a religion with a massive persecution complex and chip on its shoulder and the extreme elements rule is simply, believe in our religion or we will kill you.

what he said.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I thought the " always loom on the bright side of life " cruxifition scene in The Life of Brain totally abhorent but I did not see Christians wanting to kill Eric Idle, they didn;t like it but there was a debate. It seems to me mention ANYTHING against Muslims/Islam and you have to be killed for doing it. It sems at the moment to be a religion with a massive persecution complex and chip on its shoulder and the extreme elements rule is simply, believe in our religion or we will kill you.

and frankly I am sick of it and I think the country is running out of patience.

 

[NMH]

My dog has no nose.

How does it smell?

It doesn't, you sick f***. It hasn't got a nose. Weren't you listening?

You mean;
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.


Lucky you didn't tell the whole joke in English

 

[Hungry Joe]

Talk about over-reaction. All I did was make a sarcastic comment cos I didn't like the joke or find it funny. It's a messageboard, that's what we do. Those who found it funny posted laughs etc so why can't I criticise? I didn't once say "you can't say that" or anything along those lines. The only censorship or unreasonable behaviour (outisde of my 'f*** off you ****' knee-jerk reaction to the same old same old PC brigade jibe) is the 'how dare you criticise anything about this joke' from the rest of you on this thread. I thought our great Great British sensibilty came from freedom of speach and debate? non? After all, the ability to recognise difference is what makes us human.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I didn't answer, just spoke to her through the letter box - see how she likes it.



I thank you.

you've created a monster

 

[NMH]

Talk about over-reaction. All I did was make a sarcastic comment cos I didn't like the joke or find it funny. It's a messageboard, that's what we do. Those who found it funny posted laughs etc so why can't I criticise? I didn't once say "you can't say that" or anything along those lines. The only censorship or unreasonable behaviour (outisde of my 'f*** off you ****' knee-jerk reaction to the same old same old PC brigade jibe) is the 'how dare you criticise anything about this joke' from the rest of you on this thread. I thought our great Great British sensibilty came from freedom of speach and debate? non? After all, the ability to recognise difference is what makes us human.

It's okay, no need to apologise. You are just having a head-mental episode

 

[Hungry Joe]

It's okay, no need to apologise. You are just having a head-mental episode

Well you'd know all about them wouldn't you.

 

[NMH]

No use turning on the one who is trying to help you Hungry, just try to get more sleep and lay off the wacky baccy for a week or two

 

[Hungry Joe]

No use turning on the one who is trying to help you Hungry, just try to get more sleep and lay off the wacky baccy for a week or two

Thanks for the sentiment NMH but the day I need help with these paranoid deluded souls is the day I take the long walk upstairs.

PS; sleeping like a baby and haven't smoked dat shit for months.

 

[surrey jim]

I didn't answer, just spoke to her through the letter box - see how she likes it.



I thank you.

 

[Buzzer]

Talk about over-reaction. All I did was make a sarcastic comment cos I didn't like the joke or find it funny. It's a messageboard, that's what we do. Those who found it funny posted laughs etc so why can't I criticise? I didn't once say "you can't say that" or anything along those lines. The only censorship or unreasonable behaviour (outisde of my 'f*** off you ****' knee-jerk reaction to the same old same old PC brigade jibe) is the 'how dare you criticise anything about this joke' from the rest of you on this thread. I thought our great Great British sensibilty came from freedom of speach and debate? non? After all, the ability to recognise difference is what makes us human.

I think it's because you did more than just post a sarcastic reply. My fake-serious response was directed at your deconstruction of the joke. Sorry, mate but if you're gonna go jumping in elephant traps like that you've got to expect the inevitable.

....and no-one picked up on the fact that I supposedly made my 7 year old go and stand outside whilst I shouted through the letterbox!

 

[NMH]

Thanks for the sentiment NMH but the day I need help with these paranoid deluded souls is the day I take the long walk upstairs.

PS; sleeping like a baby and haven't smoked dat shit for months.

Oh, well then maybe it's time you lit up da spliff an' kicked back some!

 

[Biscuit]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear..

Its a joke ffs!

and I'd post it again damn you! I think its funny, as do the majority on here. Bloody PC Brigade. Muslims need to learn to take a joke.. and the rest need to stop pandering to there over hyped flounces.

 

[Everest]

If muslims are allowed to go around spouting their "kill the unbelievers" crap in OUR country, what's so wrong about that joke?

Got any more, Mr B?

 

[NMH]

http://www.missionislam.com/family/ill_effects_of_television.htm

Kill your television!

Well, I almost just did that, seeing an old codger named Rod Plastic Jock Stewart in an Adam Ant outfit singing "It's a Heartbreak" on X-Factor. What a denegration to society!

 

[Buzzer]

f*** me - they're a humorous bunch aren't they.

No music, women's voices should not concealed and not heard.

apparently TV stunts intellectual growth. The bloke that wrote this has obviously never watched Saved by the Bell.

 

[Biscuit]

If muslims are allowed to go around spouting their "kill the unbelievers" crap in OUR country, what's so wrong about that joke?

Got any more, Mr B?

News just in, tyrant Osma Bin Laden has been caught by American forces.. in New York.

The Al Qaeda front man was said to be promoting his knew album "Being Bin".

Tracks include the critically acclaimed;
- Bomb Drops Keep Fallin' on my Head
- Ain't No Mountain High Enough (or With Enough Caves)
- The Goatest Love of All
- Don't Cry for Me, Al Qaeda
- She Wore a Yellow Burka
- Grandmullah Got Run Over By a Reindeer
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (So I Cut Off Her Hands, and Publicly Stoned Her to Death)

 

[NMH]

f*** me - they're a humorous bunch aren't they.

No music, women's voices should not concealed and not heard.

apparently TV stunts intellectual growth. The bloke that wrote this has obviously never watched Saved by the Bell.

bin Laden actually played Screetch, in the Arab version.

 

[algie]

If muslims are allowed to go around spouting their "kill the unbelievers" crap in OUR country, what's so wrong about that joke?

Got any more, Mr B?

A man with sense