75% of incapacity claimants are fit to work

[sir albion]

You can also get a Blue Badge for being too bleedin' fat, so that means you don't have to walk so far, thus making you fatter!

Unfortunately the last government made it socially acceptable to be money scrounging gits who sit on their oversized arses watching programmes telling them how "unlucky" they are.

It's simple get off your arse and contribute to society in whatever way you can. You may not be able to get a job but MOST could add something to society (and some do), lose weight, help a neighbour, work voluntarily for a charity to show you are willing .... and you will feel better about yourself, honest!

Totally agree and the amount of people avoiding work has been an on going problem for far to many years.Im glad the GOVERNMENT are getting tough on these lazy bastards.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Totally agree and the amount of people avoiding work has been an on going problem for far to many years.Im glad the GOVERNMENT are getting tough on these lazy bastards.

Is the right answer, and if truth be told there will be a great deal more self pride and sense of acheivement following also.

 

[Rookie]

Totally agree and the amount of people avoiding work has been an on going problem for far to many years.Im glad the GOVERNMENT are getting tough on these lazy bastards.

Damm right, the can't be arsed to work (supported by the old government) have been on a gravy train for far too long

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

It might help if they stopped eating nine and a half grand's worth of wheat free bread every month.

 

[Dandyman]

http://www.dwp.gov.uk/advisers/claimforms/sc1_print.pdf


Have a read through this and see how many false claims would survive it and how many genuine people are probably intimidated from claiming in the first place.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Lorraine kelly is currently attempting to help the typical fat,lazy,sponging, slobby feckers that we're discussing
These are they...

I apologise if I have put you off your lunch

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Lorraine kelly is currently attempting to help the typical fat,lazy,sponging, slobby feckers that we're discussing
These are they...

I apologise if I have put you off your lunch

Looks like Gus' fitness regime is starting to pay off. Not even a glimpse of a Ginsters in the changing room!

 

[Blackadder]

"Incredibly, 7,100 tried to claim because they had sexually transmitted diseases and nearly 10,000 because they were too fat."

Fat Fuckers!

 

[Castello]

what puzzles me is that this thread was started at 10.35 on a work day nd it is now 12 45 on the same day. Assuming those that are moaning about the fat and lazy scroungers arent hypocritical enough to be unemployed themselves, why are you not hard at work earning the pay that your employers are paying you for.

Now I accept some of you will be students, in which case i'd suggest you do some studying of pop back to bed, whichever is easier. Some may be self employed, although Id wonder how you had time in a recession to be sitting posting nonsense rather than making money. However im guessing rather than being lazy disabled scroungers, youre in fact lazy employed scroungers. wasting time posting, whilst youre supposed to be working. Pot meet kettle springs to mind.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Lorraine kelly is currently attempting to help the typical fat,lazy,sponging, slobby feckers that we're discussing
These are they...

I apologise if I have put you off your lunch

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

what puzzles me is that this thread was started at 10.35 on a work day nd it is now 12 45 on the same day. Assuming those that are moaning about the fat and lazy scroungers arent hypocritical enough to be unemployed themselves, why are you not hard at work earning the pay that your employers are paying you for.

Now I accept some of you will be students, in which case i'd suggest you do some studying of pop back to bed, whichever is easier. Some may be self employed, although Id wonder how you had time in a recession to be sitting posting nonsense rather than making money. However im guessing rather than being lazy disabled scroungers, youre in fact lazy employed scroungers. wasting time posting, whilst youre supposed to be working. Pot meet kettle springs to mind.

Hahahaha! Brilliant. Im in a differetn time zone and dont work nine to five, working in a uni so Im in the clear but....

 

[Acker79]

what puzzles me is that this thread was started at 10.35 on a work day nd it is now 12 45 on the same day. Assuming those that are moaning about the fat and lazy scroungers arent hypocritical enough to be unemployed themselves, why are you not hard at work earning the pay that your employers are paying you for.

Now I accept some of you will be students, in which case i'd suggest you do some studying of pop back to bed, whichever is easier. Some may be self employed, although Id wonder how you had time in a recession to be sitting posting nonsense rather than making money. However im guessing rather than being lazy disabled scroungers, youre in fact lazy employed scroungers. wasting time posting, whilst youre supposed to be working. Pot meet kettle springs to mind.

Or perhaps our jobs are such that popping in here for a few minutes now and again is entirely viable. Not all jobs require attention 100% of the time. Setting printers or other machines in motion, waiting for printouts, etc., maybe long shifts with multiple small breaks instead of one long one in the middle of the shift.

Maybe people work for employers who don't mind you surfing the net occasionally to break the boredom of your work as long as you get the work done on time.

Or perhaps some have a day off, don't start their shift 'til this afternoon, or are enjoying some annual leave.

There's a whole bunch of reasons really.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Family who are 'too fat to work' say 22,000 worth of benefits is not enough - Telegraph

 

[bhaexpress]

The "Care Buddy" strategically places a kebab and family pack of Mars Bars on the passenger seat by way of incentive to squeeze that little chubby body through the car doors!

Of course, I knew there had to be a logical reason

 

[beorhthelm]

Nope. The other 25% are illegal immigrants.

And, being Mail readers, that leaves 10% to be the hoodie wearing, skunk smoking rapists....

you've missed out the transexuals.

 

[bhaexpress]

Totally agree and the amount of people avoiding work has been an on going problem for far to many years.Im glad the GOVERNMENT are getting tough on these lazy bastards.

Every government I can remember has said that but as the system is maintained by the same people irrespective of who is in power how much chance is there of this happening ?

What will happen is a lot of the scroungers will turn to crime which will get them doing Community Service (which they will either not do or do so badly it'll need redoing) or else they'll get fines which they won't be able to pay off.

Of course we couldn't send them to prison as they're already over crowded with 'real' criminals.

 

[nwgull]

That's the Chawner family in that photo isn't it? Even their family name sounds FAT!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

what puzzles me is that this thread was started at 10.35 on a work day nd it is now 12 45 on the same day. Assuming those that are moaning about the fat and lazy scroungers arent hypocritical enough to be unemployed themselves, why are you not hard at work earning the pay that your employers are paying you for.

Now I accept some of you will be students, in which case i'd suggest you do some studying of pop back to bed, whichever is easier. Some may be self employed, although Id wonder how you had time in a recession to be sitting posting nonsense rather than making money. However im guessing rather than being lazy disabled scroungers, youre in fact lazy employed scroungers. wasting time posting, whilst youre supposed to be working. Pot meet kettle springs to mind.

I am self employed and just happen to have a day off and therefore can talk b@llocks on NSc all day without feeling guilty!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

That's the Chawner family in that photo isn't it? Even their family name sounds FAT!

Got it in one
And yes, the lump in the white top is actually female..incredibly

 

[jakarta]

what puzzles me is that this thread was started at 10.35 on a work day nd it is now 12 45 on the same day. Assuming those that are moaning about the fat and lazy scroungers arent hypocritical enough to be unemployed themselves, why are you not hard at work earning the pay that your employers are paying you for.

Now I accept some of you will be students, in which case i'd suggest you do some studying of pop back to bed, whichever is easier. Some may be self employed, although Id wonder how you had time in a recession to be sitting posting nonsense rather than making money. However im guessing rather than being lazy disabled scroungers, youre in fact lazy employed scroungers. wasting time posting, whilst youre supposed to be working. Pot meet kettle springs to mind.

Seeing as I run my own business I set my own schedule - will shortly getting a survey report out to a Client along with the invoice for £2200 so think my day has been productive enough but thanks for your concern.

By the way I used to work in an Occupational Health Department when I was in the Chemical Industry and we had several chronic bad back etc. cases who were on long-term sick. In fact they could barely walk to Case Conference meetings in the Factory. How they then managed working on their Market Stalls and doing Fags & Booze Runs to the Continent I can't imagine....