4th Test: England v Pakistan at Lord's, Aug 26-30

[CHAPPERS]

5 wides in 2.4 overs!!

All off the first ball.

 

[Pavilionaire]

5 wides off one ball, to be precise.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sounds like Cook is stinking up the place again.

 

[Uncle Buck]

That is nearly as good as Shoaib Akhtar for Durham at Hove a few years back.

 

[Sam Ovett]

There goes Strauss

 

[Badger]

Bad light

 

[Mr Blobby]

39-3

Cook after 2 balls and Pieterson first ball! ooopps

 

[Manny]

Uh-Oh.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Nice one KP.

 

[CHAPPERS]

These players haven't played enough county cricket AT ALL.

 

[Titanic]

14.1
Mohammad Amir to Pietersen, OUT, 84.3 mph, gone! Pietersen's nightmares continues as he goes first ball and it was a horrid shot. Wide of off stump and Pietersen chased it without any footwork and sent a low edge to the keeper
KP Pietersen c †Kamran Akmal b Mohammad Amir 0 (1b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00

 

[CHAPPERS]

Colly out.

Nice one boys.

 

[Titanic]

The Aussies must be quaking in their boots.

 

[Manny]

Amir is destroying us!

 

[Titanic]

14.4
Mohammad Amir to Collingwood, OUT, 86.5 mph, ooh, big appeal from Amir and was it pad first? Will they review it? Yes, they will. This looks out to me, pad before bat. What will the third umpire say? Hawkeye says it's hitting flush on middle. GONE! It's been overturned. Brilliant bowling from Amir, what a cricketer he is.
PD Collingwood lbw b Mohammad Amir 0 (3b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00

 

[CHAPPERS]

They don't play county cricket at all and then get turned over at the slightest hint of a decent bowling attack.

Quelle f***ing suprise.

 

[Manny]

I'm doing a rain dance now.

 

[Mr Blobby]

Collingwood given out LBW after a review after Umpire gave not out!

39-4

 

[vulture]

kp needs to play more cricket he is so out of form and time for ginger colly to retire

 

[CHAPPERS]

This isn't a great time to bat, to be fair, but this lot really need time in the middle against decent opposition and they don't get that enough right now. Pietersen hasn't even got a county willing to play him, that isn't right.