***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition-Semi Finals-Polar Bear vs Hippo vs Cassowary**

[Ninja Elephant]

I like to think about this competition as, "If I were faced by these creatures, which would I fear the most?".

I reckon the Polar Bear would finish it pretty quick, and the Hippo lacks subtlety so I back myself to get away from it. The Cassowary, however. Jesus, what could you do? Seriously? It could chase you down, peck the shit out of you and then allow you to run away so it could catch you once more and continue the bullying. That thing is HARD.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

"During World War II American and Australian troops stationed in New Guinea were warned to steer clear of Cassowary's"

Armies were with all their guns were warned to stay away from them, thats pretty hard.....

More likely a cassowary preservation drive. Worried the companies mascot dog would kill all of them.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

"You fackin' WHAT?"

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I like to think about this competition as, "If I were faced by these creatures, which would I fear the most?".

I reckon the Polar Bear would finish it pretty quick, and the Hippo lacks subtlety so I back myself to get away from it. The Cassowary, however. Jesus, what could you do? Seriously? It could chase you down, peck the shit out of you and then allow you to run away so it could catch you once more and continue the bullying. That thing is HARD.

Jesus Wept.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Jesus Wept.

That's it is it? That's all I get? Hardly seems worth it, does it.

Oh oracle, please speak some wisdom for those who do not know.

 

[Cullip4]

VOTE CASSOWARY! Everybody knows that the Bird is the Word!

 

[The Modfather]

Polar bear

 

[jimhigham]

Shaping up for a Polar Bear v Croc final. Actually the pair of them are so hard I can see them colluding to overthrow the human race and install a new world order.

 

[Silent Bob]

I like to think about this competition as, "If I were faced by these creatures, which would I fear the most?".

I reckon the Polar Bear would finish it pretty quick, and the Hippo lacks subtlety so I back myself to get away from it. The Cassowary, however. Jesus, what could you do?

Kick its face off and walk away.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

That's it is it? That's all I get? Hardly seems worth it, does it.

Oh oracle, please speak some wisdom for those who do not know.

Read the thread. You're an elephant all the relevant facts should stick in your mind.

 

[Munkfish]

Will there be a third place playoff between the badger and the cassowary?

 

[Bladders]

"You fackin' WHAT?"

Have a day off Cass, I would'nt even waste my energy on you

 

[Bladders]

Na na na na na nah! I win

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Have a day off Cass, I would'nt even waste my energy on you

What a fantastic picture! But showing a softer, comical side that the Cassowary just is NOT capable of. It's a dangerous beast because all it feels is hatred.