***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition-Semi Finals-Polar Bear vs Hippo vs Cassowary**

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Semi Final 1

  • Polar Bear

    Votes: 59 53.2%

  • Hippo

    Votes: 15 13.5%

  • Cassowary

    Votes: 37 33.3%
  • Total voters
    111
  • Poll closed .










Bladders

Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
chucky1973 said:
this was tricky, but seeing your photos you have made my mind up.

Cassowary it is!!
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You've been duped. They're pussy's

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Cullip4

New member
Oct 4, 2003
1,014
Brighton
I need to do some work but remember this is World's Hardest Animal!!, you need to ask yourself whats harder? The Polar Bear and Hippo?? chucking their weight around like old east end gangsters picking on little things stealing their pocket money etc or the Cassowary, small, nimble, quick, absolutley mental, will take on anything to protect its young or indeed its territory, armoured plated head, massive claw solely designed to attack, its basically Charlie Oatway in a feathered coat!

VOTE CASSOWARY
 














Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,528
tokyo
Cullip4 said:
The argument that dogs kill a Cassowary so Hippo is harder is really null and void, given the hippo is at least ten times bigger than the cassowary that would leave the Hippo facing one big muther of a dog which given that they get killed by small lions means pound for pound the Cassowary is much harder!
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You're missing the point. If a cassowary can get killed by a domestic pet, an animal that is smaller, lighter, slower, weaker than it, how in the name of f*** can the Cassowary be considered hard? Unless you think that pet dogs are the absolute apex of hard creatures?

Cullip4 said:
The argument that because hippos kill more people it is harder is also a nonsense, given that they live in or on the side of rivers they are constantly encountering people so a hippo/human fatality is much more likely, also there are hundreds of thousands of hippos and only a few Cassowarys!
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No, the reason that cassowaries don't kill more humans is they usually run away.

Or are killed by the humans pet dog before they can attempt a homicide.

The only threat in this group is if the hippo and polar split the real vote allowing deluded fan boys to get the cassowary through.
 




Bladders

Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Only NSC could vote a fluffy bird to the title of worlds hardest animal :facepalm:
 








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