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***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition- Quarter Finals- Cassowary vs Hippo***

Quarter Final 2

  • Cassowary

    Votes: 58 50.9%
  • Hippo

    Votes: 56 49.1%

  • Total voters
    114
  • Poll closed .


Cullip4

New member
Oct 4, 2003
1,014
Brighton
Oh dont worry the big gun facts are on the bench waiting for extra time :wink:
 






sam86

Moderator
Feb 18, 2009
9,947
What makes me laugh about the Cassowary is that there is only one "hard" picture of it on the entire interweb.

cassowary4.jpg


Type "Cassowary attack" into Google images. What do you get? The same picture, a hundred times.

It is used in every reference to the Cassowary being hard. Do some more "hard" things you soft bastard.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
What makes me laugh about the Cassowary is that there is only one "hard" picture of it on the entire interweb.

cassowary4.jpg


It is used in every reference to the Cassowary being hard. Do some more "hard" things you soft bastard.

This. Not THAT f***ing picture again? YAWN.
 


Munkfish

Well-known member
May 1, 2006
12,090
The Hippo boys not to happy about a cracking comeback from the cassowary, they thought they had it all sewn up and took their eye off the ball.
 




jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
8,043
Woking
Can we arrange a penalty shootout between the two to take place at The Amex. I can bring my cassowary but does anybody have a hippo?
 




Fitzcarraldo

Well-known member
Nov 12, 2010
973
I can't believe this a draw. Unbelievable scenes.

Sure the Budgey is TENACIOUS, that is undeniable. But the Hippo is commonly recognised as the most DANGEROUS beast in Africa. A continent FILLED to the brim with animals DESPERATE to do each other harm. That's like being top boy in Norwich City's numba 1 yoof firm. HARD. I hope this helps whoever is going to cast the deciding vote.
 




Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,528
tokyo
The Hippo boys not to happy about a cracking comeback from the cassowary, they thought they had it all sewn up and took their eye off the ball.

I'm not even a Hippo fan. I just love the competition and hate to see absolute lightweights like the cassowary make a mockery of such a fine institution. Particularly when two former champs got knocked out in the last round.
 












sam86

Moderator
Feb 18, 2009
9,947
extra time has been shown not to work in the past, so BOTH progress to the semi finals

what a tie though

If you didn't want to do that, I can use my special mod powers to either;

A) Open up the poll for a further day
or
B) Open up the poll with no closing date, and you can do a race to XX
 














Cullip4

New member
Oct 4, 2003
1,014
Brighton
More Hippo fan mischief! Face it the lumbering beast has had its day! As the bell sounded it was out on its feet!
 




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