Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Go Orca, your time to shine!
2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition, Semi Final Orca vs Honey Badger
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Are you going to post that crap youtube clip where it growls briefly at a bemused lion before scuttling off while the lion stands it's ground waiting for the little ferret to return and probably eat it? Whilst you're at it, you could bullshit to us all about how that is a good example of a badger "standing up" to a lion.
Orcas are f***ing hard. They rule the seas. Sure they hunt in packs when necessary but are also capable of fighting alone. They eat penguins off beaches, risking beaching themselves and certain DEATH. They cleverly hunt seals by knocking them off icebergs. They eat GWSs by battering them and taking a HUMUNGOUS bite out of their belly. How many of you would do that to similar sized FOE with enormous teeth? None. Hard.
Kazenga <3
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Trufflehound
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As I've posted many times, the one occasion I met a honey badger in the wild, it RAN AWAY = not hard.
I have also spoken to someone (an African) who came home one day to find a honey badger in his kitchen. He was able to fend off and eject said creature using no more than a wooden broom = not hard.
I confess I don't know anyone who's ever found an Orca in their kitchen, but if they did, I suspect it would take more than a broom to resolve the situation.
Honey badgers are the Jack Russells of Africa. Stroppy little feckers, but ultimately all growl and no trousers.
I have also spoken to someone (an African) who came home one day to find a honey badger in his kitchen. He was able to fend off and eject said creature using no more than a wooden broom = not hard.
I confess I don't know anyone who's ever found an Orca in their kitchen, but if they did, I suspect it would take more than a broom to resolve the situation.
Honey badgers are the Jack Russells of Africa. Stroppy little feckers, but ultimately all growl and no trousers.
Well said. And no doubt if you dangled your knackers over an irate Jack Russell it would probably have a good go at ripping them off too. The orca lives and breathes invincibility, taking on anything - including GWSs.
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
What's the only animal known to live in EVERY ocean on the planet, the ruddy ORCA, thats who
#TeamOrca
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Kazenga <3
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Living somewhere does not constitute being hard.
Silent Bob
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So it's as hard as plankton.
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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.......apart from when you're an apex predator and you live everywhere because all the other predators are shit scared of you
Hatterlovesbrighton
something clever
This. Honey Badger's have got small dog syndrome. Not hard, just mouthy.
Pevenseagull
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- Jul 20, 2003
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In Basra 2007 Iraqi troops claimed that the British military was breeding Honey Badgers to release them as WEAPONS
Kazenga <3
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Oops. Yup, it would be HARD to shift. Well done for being FAT, Fat c*nt of an Orca. Well hard.
They were MISTAKEN for MILITARY TRAINED KILLING MACHINES, hunting HUMANS.
That ends the fuckin' tournament.
Tux the albion Penguin
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Come one Honey Badger. This years is your's
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
If growling, snarling, flicking 'v' signs and chasing a camera while going utterly biscuit tin mental makes you hard, then by that definition Billy Idol is hard. Or Lindsey Lohan... Or....
Epic fail.
It's not what MAKES you hard, but it's a good hint. Taking on things MUCH MUCH bigger than you makes you hard, whether you even win or not.
Tux the albion Penguin
Resident Linux User
Orca don't have a Dub mix. HoneyBadger does