Pevenseagull
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People who've come up against a Honey Badger fear them more than a f***ing ARMY
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2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition, Semi Final Orca vs Honey Badger
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JJ McClure
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Hmmm these two have previous having met twice before. I think that the Honey Badger hype may well see it through this time round.
Kazenga <3
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Holy CRAP what a find. Honey Badgers have been known to KILL AND EAT CROCODILES. Have you SEEN the size of a Honey Badger?
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Honey Badgers can attack snakes - even the most vicious and venomous ones. They can devour an entire five feet-long snake in just 15 minutes. They kill snakes by grabbing them behind the head. Other creatures that fall prey to this fierce animal include termites, earthworms, hares, tortoises, and it has been reported that even crocodiles about a meter in length have fallen victim to the Honey Badger.
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Honey Badgers can attack snakes - even the most vicious and venomous ones. They can devour an entire five feet-long snake in just 15 minutes. They kill snakes by grabbing them behind the head. Other creatures that fall prey to this fierce animal include termites, earthworms, hares, tortoises, and it has been reported that even crocodiles about a meter in length have fallen victim to the Honey Badger.
Trufflehound
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This is the big one. The winner should take the title, as long as they aren't too badly wounded for the final.
The Orca is my favourite animal in the world, but when it comes down to sheer HARDNESS, the Honey Badger takes this one. As hard as the Orca is, it generally hunts in packs, which does kind of take away the hardness a bit. They say that Orcas are the wolves of the sea. Well where is the Wolf in this competition? I'll tell you where it is, the Honey Badger CASTRATED it.
An Orca-sized Honey Badger would be the most terrible creature that has ever lived. A Honey Badger-sized Orca would be, well, a baby Dolphin.
In fact, the Orca isn't even a whale at all, it is OFFICIALLY a DOLPHIN. And everyone knows that dolphins are not hard.
Well played Orca, you were a worthy competitor, but 2012 is the year of the HONEY BADGER.
The Orca is my favourite animal in the world, but when it comes down to sheer HARDNESS, the Honey Badger takes this one. As hard as the Orca is, it generally hunts in packs, which does kind of take away the hardness a bit. They say that Orcas are the wolves of the sea. Well where is the Wolf in this competition? I'll tell you where it is, the Honey Badger CASTRATED it.
An Orca-sized Honey Badger would be the most terrible creature that has ever lived. A Honey Badger-sized Orca would be, well, a baby Dolphin.
In fact, the Orca isn't even a whale at all, it is OFFICIALLY a DOLPHIN. And everyone knows that dolphins are not hard.
Well played Orca, you were a worthy competitor, but 2012 is the year of the HONEY BADGER.
Trufflehound
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That's not actually true though is it? There are plentiful documented cases of playful little Flipper being an evil sadistic bastard in the wild.
turienzo's lovechild
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48 votes have been cast so far, and one of these fine beasts has a staggering 32 of them
it'd be a miraculous comeback if the other was to win this one
it'd be a miraculous comeback if the other was to win this one
turienzo's lovechild
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yeah dolphins can be WELL evil at times
turienzo's lovechild
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both orcas and dolphins have been the subject of an EVIL propaganda campaign, most likely started by the pro-honey badger mafia in hollywood
the fact that orcas came out of the 'free willy' debacle and just got on with OWNING the seas shows how much mental fortitude they have
the fact that orcas came out of the 'free willy' debacle and just got on with OWNING the seas shows how much mental fortitude they have
Trufflehound
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You are aware how big Honey Badgers are right?
Yeah, as I've said I've seen one in the wild - before it RAN AWAY I could estimate it was about 80 cm long.
One metre is a TINY crocodile. Full-grown Nile crocodiles can be SIX metres long, implying this was only a baby. So, that's really hard of your champion to attack a defenceless BABY.
Trufflehound is OWNING Mellotron. Very pleasing.
He isn't though, is he? Honey Badger eats thing BIGGER than it. He ASSUMES it's a baby after saying Crocs CAN be as big as 6 metres.
Look at the last couple of pages. The ORCA is getting PUMMELED.