2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition, Quarter Final 2, Honey Badger vs Dragon

[MattBackHome]

Aggression, Fearlessness, Sheer Brutality - the Honey Badger prevails EVERY time.

 

[Mellotron]

Aggression, Fearlessness, Sheer Brutality - the Honey Badger prevails EVERY time.

I'm starting to sense it might be THE year...

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

The honey badger is certainly the beneficiary of some good fortune. It got what was basically a bye in the previous round then when it should have been up against the orca in the quarters the draw system changed and it now gets what is to all intents and purposes another bye. The Komodo Dragon is the most OVERRATED creature in the competition. It's a ft, lazy bastard that kills with wht is essentially it's bad breath. That's not hard, it's just slovenly hygiene. I'm not a massive fan of the year long propaganda machine that is the honey badger but in this case it wins hands down.

 

[Mellotron]

Gentleman: Excuse me Mr. Badger, do you have the time?

HB: Why certainly, it's a quarter to IDON'TGIVEAFUCK.

 

[Simster]

Doesn't the video above just show a badger defending itself for a second then running away from two lions rather than "taking them on"??

That video will be making another appearance soon.




In a pro-orca sense.

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

Badger Hard? Its hiding in a hole

 

[Trufflehound]

The honey badger is certainly the beneficiary of some good fortune. It got what was basically a bye in the previous round then when it should have been up against the orca in the quarters the draw system changed and it now gets what is to all intents and purposes another bye.

Good fortune? Or a stitch up because it couldn't handle a serious opponent?

 

[Hillian1]

Badger Hard? Its hiding in a hole

It's also running scared from The ORCA.

 

[Commander]

Bring on the orca

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

just to clarify i changed the DRAW SYSTEM for the GOOD OF THE COMPETITION which was a bit flat in the last round

and judging by the way this round has picked up the pace it was the RIGHT THING TO DO

 

[Silent Bob]

This should have been a Honey Badger-Wolverine DERBY. That would been great. This is just a no contest. Some smelly lizard with a big name. WHATEVER.

 

[MattBackHome]

Also a FACT:

Honey Badgers hunt CROCODILES.

 

[Badger]

Looks like some money has changed hands, I KNEW this would happen. What's the betting a moth will get a wildcard entry in the semi-finals and be pitched against HB?

 

[MattBackHome]

They are at their happiest when devouring the GENITALS of an animal much larger than themselves.

 

[Dr Q]

They are at their happiest when devouring the GENITALS of an animal much larger than themselves.

I reckon the genital devouring as mentioned on the video, was a lucky cheap shot. A lions knackers are quite dangly, so I reckon the HB got scuffed under the male lion during the fight, and saw a lucky opportunity. I guess in the savanah, you lose your knackers, you're going to bleed to death!
I don't think the HB's are deliberately targeting Lion B*llocks!!

 

[Commander]

I reckon the genital devouring as mentioned on the video, was a lucky cheap shot. A lions knackers are quite dangly, so I reckon the HB got scuffed under the male lion during the fight, and saw a lucky opportunity. I guess in the savanah, you lose your knackers, you're going to bleed to death!
I don't think the HB's are deliberately targeting Lion B*llocks!!

Incorrect, they are known (or at least fabled) to CASTRATE other animals, and even HUMANS.

 

[Trufflehound]

Looks like some money has changed hands, I KNEW this would happen. What's the betting a moth will get a wildcard entry in the semi-finals and be pitched against HB?

Or that just before the final, the Orca will pick up a mysterious injury during training, and be replaced by a mudskipper...

 

[jakarta]

Don't actually want either to go forward, the Dragon is no sort of quarter finalist and the HB challenge seems subject to quite clear match fixing.

Neither can compare to the good honest dust-ups going on between the Hippo/Black Mamba ,Orca/GWS and Croc/Grizzly.

Do I detect the Hand of Sepp Blatter in all this?

 

[Simster]

I reckon the genital devouring as mentioned on the video, was a lucky cheap shot. A lions knackers are quite dangly, so I reckon the HB got scuffed under the male lion during the fight, and saw a lucky opportunity. I guess in the savanah, you lose your knackers, you're going to bleed to death!
I don't think the HB's are deliberately targeting Lion B*llocks!!

Precisely. Look at that video again.

"Grrr" **skuttle off out of harm's way**


And then is it the badger or the lion being filmed around that termite's nest for the next two minutes?

Case closed. Hard my f***ing arse.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Which of these takes on LIONS again?

There are no lions in Indonesia. The Komodo Dragon, presumably, scared them all off.