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2010 World's Hardest Creature, EVIL EIGHT ROUND, Honey Badger vs Great White Shark

HONEY BADGER VS GREAT WHITE SHARK


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Stumpy Tim

Well-known member
to fight a shark you just need to poke it in the eye or punch it in the face. you would also need to provoke it into an attack or lure it in with blood

to fight a honey badger you have to get past the problem that the first thing it would do, regardless of if you were threatening it or infact doing anything towards it, is leap up and rip off your genitals. and once they are gone then you are in a world of trouble

Ermmm... NO. You might poke the shark in its eye once you're in its mouth. That MIGHT get you out of its jaw for a bit. If it was a proper FIGHT though, he would still be on top given you would be missing a couple of limbs. It would simply turn round and bite your f***ing head off.

If the best you can do for the BADGER is say it MIGHT bite your bollocks, then you're argument is a joke. If anything bit me in the bollocks I would be angry & I would shoe that farmyard pet to a pulp.
 


Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
As I've posted on another thread, I met a honey badger in the wild last year. He didn't leap up and rip off my genitals - the little fecker just ran away. My neighbour's pussy cat wouldn't say boo to a goose, and even he wouldn't just run away.

Not hard.
 


S'hampton Seagull

Well-known member
Oct 12, 2003
6,946
Southampton
As I've posted on another thread, I met a honey badger in the wild last year. He didn't leap up and rip off my genitals - the little fecker just ran away. My neighbour's pussy cat wouldn't say boo to a goose, and even he wouldn't just run away.

Not hard.

The GWS wouldn't run (Or swim) away from anything. The Honey Badger is just not up to it.
 






jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
My initial thoughts are that the Badger has gone as far as it can and the GWS would swallow it whole....

But from what we have seen the Badger would probably try & eat its way out of the GWS......

decisions, decisions......:US:

Still a far more interesting choice than the Bear-Bear BORE
 


Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
19,813
Valley of Hangleton
The Honey Badger is a pathetic litlle bully who's only defence is to screach alot when the chips are down (not unlike Warnock) the Great White is a handsome beast patroling the seas with cunning and stealth, the tadger as usual is well out of his depth here and I suspect is only being elevated by people that were bullied at school !!!!
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,953
Surrey
After careful consideration of all these factors I've finally come down on the side of team badger. That's a gutsy little brawler who'll have a go at anything.
Gutsy my arse. It's f***ing "scrappy doo". And we all know the world was a better place before he rocked up and spoiled that show.

The same applies here. Yes, he may be hard when up against a pussy cat, but not only is he no match for the mahoosive shark, as NSC has rightly pointed out, but he comes across as a pain in the arse by even being here.
 
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Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
If the best you can do for the BADGER is say it MIGHT bite your bollocks, then you're argument is a joke. If anything bit me in the bollocks I would be angry & I would shoe that farmyard pet to a pulp.

it doesnt just bite you in the bollocks though - it would bite you and not let go until its ripped them off. the agony you would be in would mean that you wouldnt have the chance to shoe it to a pulp as it would be firmly attatched to your wedding vegetable. the only chance you would have to attack it is when it finally rips them off, by which team you would be in so much pain as the little bastard runs off with them that you wouldnt get NEAR it
 


Pantani

Il Pirata
Dec 3, 2008
5,445
Newcastle
If the Honey Badger beats the Orca, it must therefore beat the GWS. Orcas are kings of the sea nothing eats them, they eat Great Whites. If you have voted GWS you have been suckered by Spielberg. The real one not the one who offers up dodgy betting tips on here.
 


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,528
tokyo
Gutsy my arse. It's f***ing "scrappy doo".
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Yeah, I must admit that I thought of scrappy doo when I first saw the badger. Nevertheless it's an impressive bit of footage that shows the honeybadger sticking its head in the bees hive and eating the larvae, then nicking the snakes dinner, eating it infront of him and then eating the snake, getting knocked out by the venom, waking up and then carrying on eating it. It's clearly a fearless, headmental little guy and deserves kudos for that. Plus it seems to be willing to take on anything in its path which is a big tick in a hardest creature contest. You don't want to see a competitor running away from an opponent like the asian black bear does when it sees a grizzly.
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Yeah, I must admit that I thought of scrappy doo when I first saw the badger. Nevertheless it's an impressive bit of footage that shows the honeybadger sticking its head in the bees hive and eating the larvae, then nicking the snakes dinner, eating it infront of him and then eating the snake, getting knocked out by the venom, waking up and then carrying on eating it. It's clearly a fearless, headmental little guy and deserves kudos for that. Plus it seems to be willing to take on anything in its path which is a big tick in a hardest creature contest. You don't want to see a competitor running away from an opponent like the asian black bear does when it sees a grizzly.

this
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,953
Surrey
Yeah, I must admit that I thought of scrappy doo when I first saw the badger. Nevertheless it's an impressive bit of footage that shows the honeybadger sticking its head in the bees hive and eating the larvae, then nicking the snakes dinner, eating it infront of him and then eating the snake, getting knocked out by the venom, waking up and then carrying on eating it. It's clearly a fearless, headmental little guy and deserves kudos for that. Plus it seems to be willing to take on anything in its path which is a big tick in a hardest creature contest. You don't want to see a competitor running away from an opponent like the asian black bear does when it sees a grizzly.
Fair points for sure, but ultimately it is a bit too small to be proper hard. It's done well so far and RICHLY deserves its place in the last 8. And with a kinder draw, it might well have made the semis. But when it steps into the ring with the big boys as it has done here, it's going get a severe battering.

Them's the facts I'm afraid.
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,479
Brighton
Absolute rubbish. There is NOTHING hard about beating things up that are SMALLER than you. Thus the GWS is NOT hard, compared to the DOUBLE HARD BASTARD MENTALCASE that is the Honey Badger.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,953
Surrey
Absolute rubbish. There is NOTHING hard about beating things up that are SMALLER than you. Thus the GWS is NOT hard, compared to the DOUBLE HARD BASTARD MENTALCASE that is the Honey Badger.
Eh? The shark eats WHALES, ffs! The orca only takes it when it's in a pod and even then only when the shark tried to snaffle it's young.

One piece of pro dolphin / anti GWS propoganda does not mean that the orca *regularly* tucks into GWS pie.

Meanwhile, I see the badger eats snakes. You know, those TINY little slithery things. *not hard*
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Meanwhile, I see the badger eats snakes. You know, those TINY little slithery things. *not hard*

that kill and DIGEST animals far bigger than themselves. there is a video on youtube of a snake EATING a hippo - the snake is, like the honeybadger, not to be judged on size. im suprised their is not a snake representative in the evil eights
 


HseagullsH

NSC's tipster
May 15, 2008
3,192
Brighton
What is going on?!

How anyone can think that the Great White Shark is HARDER than the Honey Badger (apart from those with no knowledge of the Honey Badger) is beyond me.

I stress to all those that haven't voted yet to THINK before voting.
Google the Honey Badger.
Watch its videos.

THEN vote.
 






HseagullsH

NSC's tipster
May 15, 2008
3,192
Brighton
The Badger now only 11 behind, IT DOES NOT GIVE UP!

Every vote counts, how DRAMATIC would it be if the Badger came back from the dead for the second consecutive game and stormed into the semi finals!
 




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