- Aug 8, 2005
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Interesting reading this thread has made. It's pretty rare that EVERYONE is singing from the same sheet, but in this case. The viewpoint is the same for almost every person I've spoken to.
I'd like to take Paul Barber to the buffet. Make him walk up and say "I'll have a plate of chicken and rice please", hand over a £20 note, take a look at the plate in his left hand and the pound coin he's left with in his right, then look me in the eye and say "I am pleased with that Tom. That is a fair price for a good product. This is totally justifiable". He could not do it. Nobody can. It's a total and utter piss take. The fact is that at the moment. Every product (barring the pie) is outrageously overpriced.
- Give me £19 and I'll go to ANY Chinese/Indian takeaway in the country and come back with far higher quality and quantity of food than I get in there.
- For £95 I could get a table at Gordon Ramsay's Flagship Restaurant in London and get a 3 course meal from the A la carte menu! (seriously)
Here's how I think the club should be selling catering in the 1901.
- Had dinner, but a bit of a greedy bugger? NO PROBLEMO. £5 Pies/Hot Baguettes/Crisps/Sweets.
- No time for dinner? Got to shoot off to the footy? Just give us £10 and here, have this nice plate of hot decent grub. Lasagne, Shepheards Pie, Curry there's a bit of choice each week.
- After something a bit fancy? Need to entertain a client or just treat yourself and some mates? Certainly sir. For £50 per person you can take a seat at a nice table and have a 3 course meal. Not everyone likes shit wine so you'll have to order the drinks yourselves.
- Got some big important clients to entertain? Want that FINE DINING experience? Why not come over to our small CORPORATE LOUNGE. Unlike the FANS LOUNGE, there's a dresscode and everything is a bit more formal. We don't have any quizzes or compares because we know you'd like a bit of piece and time to talk business. It's £90 per person, but of course you get exceptional food and the wine is complimentary.
I would be sold on that. And I would say the proportion of 1901 using each part of this would be as follows:
- Had dinner, but a bit of a greedy bugger? NO PROBLEMO. £5 Pies/Hot Baguettes/Crisps/Sweets. 50%
- No time for dinner? Got to shoot off to the footy? Just give us £10 and here, have this nice plate of hot decent grub. Lasagne, Shepheards Pie, Curry there's a bit of choice each week. 25%
- After something a bit fancy? Need to entertain a client or just treat yourself and some mates? Certainly sir. For £50 per person you can take a seat at a nice table and have a 3 course meal. Not everyone likes shit wine so you'll have to order the drinks yourselves.15%
- Got some big important clients to entertain? Want that FINE DINING experience? Why not come over to our small CORPORATE LOUNGE. Unlike the FANS LOUNGE, there's a dresscode and everything is a bit more formal. We don't have any quizzes or compares because we know you'd like a bit of piece and time to talk business. It's £90 per person, but of course you get exceptional food and the wine is complimentary. 10%