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Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the baker's van
hes the one who did it
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Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the baker's van
hes the one who did it
A lot of Shoreham entries for a relatively small place.
Let's not forget that there has been a death by pastry before (pastrycide?)
I seem to recall a 52 year old chap who died after being hit by a rock cake that caught him underneath his heart and he was also hit in the eye by the concrete hardened crust
of a stale pork pie.
I think the perpetrator was a bloke called Edward but am not certain.
What for loitering ?