1 night stands? Any stories, please dont be too graphic

[WATFORD O]

I had a one night stand that was obscene. I was married to my first wife at the time but she worked nights. I went to a party up at Stansted with three air stewardesses.

To cut a long story short I ended up having very noisy sex (so I was later told) in a darkened room that was packed with other people ...... I admit that the consumption of the punch (which I think was paint stripper and orange juice) was a prime factor. I then found out that I was dubbed as some kind of a stud as my partner was making a lot of noise (she too had partaken of the afore mention loin lotion) and thus I had the highly embarrasing task of telling my wife before a 'friend' told her !

She was rather peeved but when she found out who the other party was she agreed that I must have been under the influence. Quote: 'You must have been pissed, what a dog !'

That not very beleivable. I heard you were in prison at the time.......

 

[mk_bha]

i have many many stories. Here's a couple.

After a club in Brighton i ended up at a birds house (small girl with massive really soft tits heheh) - shagged her. The flat was sooo nice - on suite, plasma screens, nice food in big fridge etc i stayed there for 4 days and 4 nights.
I then left and never saw her again and never returned her calls.

Went to Bali to see my Indonesian girlfriend (at the time) - came back with a tan and told my UK GF that i had been working in leicester and had used the sunbed at the hotel.

 

[berkshire seagull]

3 days left to do it then... and they're all in an Army camp with a population ratio of about 50 men to 1 bird. And the 1 bird always looks like a man.

The future's bleak. Give me Reading birds anyday. Nice and easy and usually decent looking. And Berks has had 'em all!

Don't worry wilts you can have the scraps i leave


Anyway your not in your prime yet and at 30 im getting on,so need someone to take over my shoes,but you need a good sense of humor and much much more.