1 night stands? Any stories, please dont be too graphic

[berkshire seagull]

Christ wilts you actually had a shag well done! :mexican: :dance: :dance:

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

You can't beat the unkown as you no that when shagging the bird you have seen it all before and with 1 nighters you get something diffrent which is superb.

Well, at the risk of upsetting Brighton Bird, I can honestly say that the most enjoyable sexual encounter I've ever had was a one night stand. The foreplay went on for about 12 months prior to the actual event (I was working with her at the time), but when the big day finally arrived she certainly didn't come for a poxy point.

She was absolutely sensational. Top notch. Different class. Simply the best. And at the risk of sounding like I'm blowing my own trumpet here (so to speak), I was on pretty decent form myself.

Happy days.

:mexican:

 

[Wilts]

Christ wilts you actually had a shag well done!

You'd love to be as sexy and as much of an all-round shagmeister as me, Berks

Agree with LB about 1 nighters often being the best shags all round. Some birds really know their onions after about 10 drinks!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Well, at the risk of upsetting Brighton Bird, I can honestly say that the most enjoyable sexual encounter I've ever had was a one night stand. The foreplay went on for about 12 months prior to the actual event (I was working with her at the time), but when the big day finally arrived she certainly didn't come for a poxy point.

She was absolutely sensational. Top notch. Different class. Simply the best. And at the risk of sounding like I'm blowing my own trumpet here (so to speak), I was on pretty decent form myself.

Happy days.

:mexican:

Totally agree as all my best sex sessions have been 1 nighters and long may they live.

Thats some foreplay session bluebird must be a world record and you no that it could happen any night you go out he he.

 

[berkshire seagull]

You'd love to be as sexy and as much of an all-round shagmeister as me, Berks

Agree with LB about 1 nighters often being the best shags all round. Some birds really know their onions after about 10 drinks!

Think you mean you would like to be the shag king like me wilts!

These woman love an exsperianced man to show them a few tricks of the trade with plenty of pleasure and a little bit of pain.

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

As it happens, my latest one night stand occurred a little over a week ago, but I'm not sure if that actually counts as a proper one night stand as the lady concerned is an ex-girlfriend of mine.

However, I was seeing her when she was 17. She's now 32!

We were at a mutual friend's wedding party, I hadn't seen her for about 10 years, we shared a taxi home, bingo! And I tell you what, in the 15 year since I last slept with her, she's become particularly proficient in the art of the......

Ooops, I was about to get graphic for a minute there.

 

[Wilts]

Think you mean you would like to be the shag king like me wilts!

That's the problem with me going out on the pull in Reading. If I get a bird back to her place, then I know one person that's probably had her first.

 

[berkshire seagull]

That's the problem with me going out on the pull in Reading. If I get a bird back to her place, then I know one person that's probably had her first.

Don't worry about that wilts as once at utopia i had a 1 nighter at her place and 2 week later i had another 1 nighter and the taxi stopped at the same house and they where sisters.

You give us a text next time you and your brighton mate are in town and then you can show me your skills,but no doubt it will be me showing you.

Just kidding as i go out to have a good time and thats all what matters and anything else is a bonus.

 

[berkshire seagull]

As it happens, my latest one night stand occurred a little over a week ago, but I'm not sure if that actually counts as a proper one night stand as the lady concerned is an ex-girlfriend of mine.

However, I was seeing her when she was 17. She's now 32!

We were at a mutual friend's wedding party, I hadn't seen her for about 10 years, we shared a taxi home, bingo! And I tell you what, in the 15 year since I last slept with her, she's become particularly proficient in the art of the......

Ooops, I was about to get graphic for a minute there.

Doesn't count as your not supposed to no her name!
You dirty old git and i bet you shag her again soon!

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

You dirty old git and i bet you shag her again soon!

That's a bet I wouldn't take, coz it's long odds-on!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Well as long as you empty your sack thats what matters!

 

[El Presidente]

Thread not dead Danny!

 

[dwayne]

well enjoy your 1 night stands whilst u can Wilts..

...cos no1 in bmuff has 1 nighters, it is so so middle class

 

[Wilts]

well enjoy your 1 night stands whilst u can Wilts..

...cos no1 in bmuff has 1 nighters, it is so so middle class

3 days left to do it then... and they're all in an Army camp with a population ratio of about 50 men to 1 bird. And the 1 bird always looks like a man.

The future's bleak. Give me Reading birds anyday. Nice and easy and usually decent looking. And Berks has had 'em all!

 

[dwayne]

don't get me wrong...I've lived in a few places and Bmuff gals are some of the fittest in the country IMHO, but just watch for that stuck up attitude!!

 

[Easy 10]

The foreplay went on for about 12 months prior to the actual event

Jesus christ.
I usually lose patience after about 10 minutes. Then I just want to get my end away and go back to Match of the Day.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

My most memorable/daring was whilst in hospital. Stunning girl, but for some reason, the next day she told one of the nurses? I received quite a severe bollocking off the ward Sister.

Needless to say I got moved to a different ward.

I met up with her a few weeks after & she cooked me a lovely meal - I proceeded to get completely bladdered & knocked her back.

I never saw her again.

A proverbial touchè me thinks................

 

[bhaexpress]

I had a one night stand that was obscene. I was married to my first wife at the time but she worked nights. I went to a party up at Stansted with three air stewardesses.

To cut a long story short I ended up having very noisy sex (so I was later told) in a darkened room that was packed with other people ...... I admit that the consumption of the punch (which I think was paint stripper and orange juice) was a prime factor. I then found out that I was dubbed as some kind of a stud as my partner was making a lot of noise (she too had partaken of the afore mention loin lotion) and thus I had the highly embarrasing task of telling my wife before a 'friend' told her !

She was rather peeved but when she found out who the other party was she agreed that I must have been under the influence. Quote: 'You must have been pissed, what a dog !'

 

[NMH]

She laid out the turf, I entered the pitch, and there it was, in the back of the net!

I hope this was not too graphic

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Had a cracking one nighter at uni with this bisexual bird after using the woeful chat up line, Im a lesbian too!

Then moved into a house share in the third year and found out it was the same place id done the deed as she was already living there! unfortunately there was no repeat as she was really annoying and spent most of the time shagging here boyfriend VERY loudly