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The other day I was in a short queue to get some cash out of the ATM. The elderly lady in front of me turned round and asked me if I could help her check her balance ..... So I pushed her over ......

Ha, or Everton or Chelsea or Tottenham

Bars advertising Free shots! The kids just need to apply one of life's basic rules. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is! Very sad that profiteering this way costs lives ...

I know this may fail the reasonable comparison test but let's try. I used a similar "story" 40 years ago trying to persuade a young lady at a party why unilateral nuclear disarmament was a bad idea. The bloke who lives next door to you is a member of a family involved in serious crime. You...

Do we know if we gifted these or they were purchased, market value, or otherwise.

From what I've learnt about global nuclear warfare, there wont be a great deal left to enjoy so I think I want to be first to be vaporised.

Apologies, this may not be helpful, but should be key considerations for your decision. 1. If you want to retain control and stability of where you live, renting will never truly give you this. 2. How are you going to pay your rent in ~20 years time when you want / have to give up work? It's...

RIP big John and thank you. In the history of our club there have been some defining moments. Arguably, Robbie Reinalts goal is at the top but two-jags nod for the Falmer decision runs a very close second. I'd love to see a revolving doors type movie made about the Albion illustrating how...

I was made redundant at 20 and again at 26 back in the 80s. Its a sickening blow and the loss of self worth can be harmful, if you let it. But on both occasions, I updated my CV and got myself on the market. Within a few weeks I had some interviews lined up. I note they have given the OP's g/f 9...

This in spades ...

I'm midlands based now (20 years) and when we were league 1 & championship I used to go to 8-10 aways every season, often POTG. Sadly yet to see us play away in the PL. I don't have a passport anymore either so no desire to go and watch us play live in Europe. But I do watch every game on the...

This thread has depreciated somewhat, it's barely an asset now

Usurped by common law of the street known as "finders, keepers"

Not a drum!! At the cricket the Balmy Army have a resident trumpeter who gets the chanting going. Way more classy than a drum. Just imagine GOSBTS being kept in time round the whole stadium. Not advocating, just putting it out there?

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At away games, the home fans of some clubs are very quick and very loud at the first wiff of the visitors time wasting. This must put a bit of pressure on the visiting players even though I'm sure their professionalism may mute it out. Its a bit like last night when the ref let's something go...

Ah, The Onedin Line - TV classic

Most likely would breach Intellectual Copyright? Best hope is for Ukraine to manufacture required weaponry themselves under license (needs US agreement?)

Need to be beating fellow promotion rivals like Citeh We lost ground in the promotion race to Liverpool last week, this is a real opportunity to get ourselves back in the promotion mix !!

I've worked in accounts in my early office years. What do accountants use for contraception? Their personalities...