Can we find out the extent of the injury before collecting enough money to send his kids to private school ?
1 bum cheek (aprox 20 stitches)= £400
2 bum cheeks (aprox 40 stitches) = £1000
Then £10 per extra stitch etc ….
I went to Walsall many years ago and spent my money to get in, saw a pal of mine from a far, did the drinky motion and nod to go and we were back in the pub within 5 mins of kick off. The reason I tell you this is that people can do what the f*** they want. Whether you’re 2-0 down at Fulham or...