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Perfect sentences, strong enough to generate headlines, consternation, and discussion. Although within a year they'll all appeal and some soppy, senile old Judge will allow the appeal, decree they've all served enough time and free them. Cue photos of them all holding raised hands outside the...

I hope something else "newsworthy" happens today. The BBC seem obsessed with soon to be Sir Gareth Southgate. Trump 5 minutes, the "Welch" also 5.

This second half is ours. I think we're more likely to score. Come on England!!

Saka needs to kick Cucu about a bit

Watching the footage Trump turns his head to the right slightly, a second before the first shot so instead of hitting him in the side of the head it hits his ear. I expect the shooter had already planned to shoot and even though Trump moved he pulled the trigger. The adrenaline would've maybe...

I believe she's Italian but I'm presuming you have researched her support for Spain. Sure she has her knockers but there's no doubting it was a catchy little tune and the video had quite a lot going for it. And yeah, nobody cares about her support, evidently least of all her.

I've only watched the clip once and can't be arsed to go back to find it but doesn't he reach for his ear prior to ducking? Unless that's "part of the act" of course.

England 5 Albania 0 Wembley Oct/Nov Ish 2022. Daughter's fiancé is Albanian. Just this one England game.

When you watch that Pepe run and challenge, Dembele decides that instead of playing the ball into the area with his right he chooses to dangle his left leg into Pepe hoping for a penalty. Ha funking ha, didn't work you sausage.

Are there any of them that aren't trying to cheat? What a complete dive-a-thon.

I presume symptoms show sharply after consumption? I genuinely had a Coronation chicken sandwich that included leaves of some sort, from Tesco a few days ago, thankfully it's not on the Tesco list or I might be royally clucked.

100% calculated and if you're prepared to forego any self respect, preferable to working. Lank haired old Moonface knows exactly what she's doing and it's not working, and it's working.

Your Mum? German?

Non. Kom op de oranjes. Beaten de froggen.

Nice bit of pushing the ball wide of the keeper (with no chance of getting it before it went out) then dangling your leg out to effect contact with the keeper.

I booked a one night stay in the Travelodge Fira in Barcelona for 11th June = €160 and as I was only going to be spending at most 3 hours sleeping in there I thought it was a little steep but needs must. When I checked in, the receptionist told me I was very lucky because the night after (some...

Looks slightly deranged. Hair the right colours. Terrible "cut"

Biffers. Even our "totty" is low rent compared to the opposition.

Bodiam Already corrected. Retracted. (Smug twat)

I agree with the above re the magnificence of Rammstein’s Deutschland. Perfection. And although I don't want to spam this thread with Rammstein choons I'm going to have to leave this banger right here. If you have a problem with Dicke Titten then don't watch it.