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What sign would a blow up doll hold up? They aren't going to ask for a players shirt....please Shane can I love you long time!!!!

Phil Mitchell's says "get out there and do some work you slag!"

I can't see any of this working. It takes one player or club to have staff come down with symptoms during the "end of season" period and it all comes crashing down. A full squad goes into isolation and that teams fixtures can't be completed in what will be a conjested period. You also have the...

I'm sorry but I've just cum

So many one liners that are still used in my family constantly. The most frequent being:- It's a load of old bollocks that is.... Ted and Ralph farmers talking about fruit compote yoghurts Great....nice.... Jazz Club Effth eth eth effth.....Chris Waddle (Channel 9) Which was nice... (Mark...

Do you think he waxes? He definately wears shorts one size too tight and shin pads ten sizes too small

One thing for certain is that it will bare no resemble to all the promises made in the general election. There will headlines (propaganda) and a load of PM blather about the greatest levels in investment a series of public services which have been stripped to the bone over the last ten years...

Falklands MacBagpipes :lolol::lolol::lolol:

He keeps a scrapbook of photos of Lewis under his pillow. Some of the pages are stuck together

Chigley (Chailey), Camberwick Green (Wivelsfield Green) and Trumpton (Lewes) should be our natural Sussex born favourites. Written by a bloke from Newick

Lots of last ditch defending off the line at Aston Villa. We seem to press in all areas

Saturday's performance was typical of Glenn's attitude. When he gets a knock back he goes all out to prove people are wrong. He came in and did what he does best. He get's in defenders faces, creates havoc, holds the ball up and wins free kicks. I thought that the analysis on MOTD was spot on...

Not so fast let’s not relegate Murray’s cock “tap in” from the top three :whistle:

If you surveyed 100 football fans and asked which club do you associate most with Neil Shipperley. The vast majority will say Crystal Palace. He's a Palace wanker stain alright

And for the last half a dozen or more years before that. Leeds don't do points after Christmas

Baxi for West Brom!

Perhaps we can all have a whip round and donate our Nectar points.....Fans United and all that!

Whilst the points range is quite tight from fourth to the relagation places a really poor goal difference at this stage of the season is strong relegation indicator. I would confidently bet that tat least 2 if not all of the present bottom 3 will be there come May

Perry Digweed....he only had one ball. The other is in the south stand goal...the best song ever. I always cringed when singing it when he was at the north stand end. I just wondered what he thought about it

And breathe......