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  1. Whitley Bayster

    [Football] Man Utd v Liverpool

    In recent years I would have steered clear of or at best only had a passing interest in this fixture as they get a bit samey. But this season its box office stuff. The binfest from plastic Mancs and the arrogant die hards is an absolute joy to behold! Long may it continue with Everton and West...
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    [TV] Mortimer and Whitehouse - gone fishing

    Looking forward to the episode where they go fishing for turds in our sewage filled waterways!
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    [Football] New Kits Thread - Season 22/23

    Wigan and Hove Atheltic
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    [Misc] What determines a ****

    Blokes with high performance cars (probably with personal regs) that drive right up your backside because their cocks are so small they need to get somewhere quickly to check they haven't disappeared inside themselves.
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    [Misc] What determines a ****

    ...Should have their crap dumped through their front windows and their faces rubbed in dog shit! Selfish twunts
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    [TV] Next Prime Minister

    Keir Starmer but thats not happening without a General Election so it's a case of finding a Tory with a degree of integrity that you could respect...not many to pick from but Tobius Elwood or Tom Tugelhat come across as honorable and perhaps might move away from the extreme right. Any leader...
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    [Albion] Individual player chants - we really need to up our game.

    I've always felt Leo Trossard would work well with Duran Duran's Rio....Here's my effort... "His name is Leo and he scores across the land, He came from Belguim, cost Tony a few grand. And when he shines he shows you all he can, Oh Leo! Leo! He's an Albion man"
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    [Albion] Newcastle tickets

    Its a great place to live. I'm glad you enjoyed your visit to the Bay. It has a lot going for it. It even has a hlaf decent semi-pro football team that play in blue and white stripes (the Seahorses). If we had Sussex weather and people who talked normally we'd be laughing!!
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    [Albion] Newcastle tickets

    Sorted two for our home away game! A little 25min tootle into the Toon on the metro and then a 25min climb up those bloody stairs
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    [Film] Jackass Forever

    Preston Sweatsuit Cocktail :sick::sick::sick: Gets me everytime. Look it up on YouTube
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    [Albion] Vote for PL Goal of the Month MacAllister

    Done out of loyality but Kovacic or JWP are both better goals tbf
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    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Chelsea *** Official Match Thread ***

    Especially if he picks up an early yellow (quite likely)
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    [Football] Benitez Sacked

    Fills your heart with joy doesn't it! Marvellous. Our football club is in a brilliant place at every level
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    [Albion] "Why did you let it bounce?"

    Will the North Stand be bouncing as one Poznan style on Friday night.......Oh why did you let it bounce? Oh why did you let it bounce? or..... he's going to let it bounce in a minute!. He's going to let it bounce in a minute or are there any other creative ways to celebrate the best Maupay...
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    [Humour] Holmesdale Fanatics

    Quality quote from Peckham Lion....."A hundred or so oddballs ( where were the rest of them) dressed up like the milk tray man after a spending spree in Primark"
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    [Football] Newcastle singing Emery as manager... or not

    Effectively we thumped them twice last year. pretty much the most one sided 3-0s you will ever witness
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    [Football] Newcastle singing Emery as manager... or not

    Hopefully a Ranneri type bounce with them on the end of 5 nil thrashing

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