[Albion] Individual player chants - we really need to up our game.

[Munkfish]

Veltman:

We met him a bar in old Amsterdam,
He was smoking a spliff,
He was drinking a can,
Oh Joely Veltman,
Oh oh Joely Veltman.

The Kinks Lola

Gross

There’s a German man in blue and white,
Crossing balls from left and right,
Pascal Gross
Duh duh duh
Pascal Gross
Duh duh duh

Pet shop boys west end girls

 

[schmunk]

Surely we should be using La Cucaracha for Cucu...?

 

[albionalex]

Surely the Ulloa song can be repurposed for MacAllister?

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Do you not attend matches? Of all those you have listed. Only Veltman doesn’t have a chant.

I go a fair amount away and not heard Mac, Mwepu or Welbeck.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Surely the Ulloa song can be repurposed for MacAllister?

This….

And creates a goal a game

 

[Stat Brother]

I go a fair amount away and not heard Mac, Mwepu or Welbeck.

I wonder if RM is awake when he hears them?

I'd take dreaming Albion chants over the garbage I have on spin cycle, all day long (or should that be all night long)

 

[Petunia]

I always sing this whilst watching on the TV…….but I guess I do live in Australia

Cucerella wears the number three-ee 

Merry merry king of the hair is he
-ee
Run, Cucerella, run, Cucerella 

Score a goal for me!

 

[Swansman]

I always sing this whilst watching on the TV…….but I guess I do live in Australia����

Cucerella wears the number three-ee 

Merry merry king of the hair is he
-ee
Run, Cucerella, run, Cucerella 

Score a goal for me!

Must be a nice play that Australia thing. Here it is socially unacceptable to sing while watching TV.

 

[Titanic]

Yeah but we've got that droning new incoherent noise one that everyone loves so much - so brilliant we even had to have it when our manager was giving his end of season thank you to the fans.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Surely Joel Veltman and Sam Ryder's Spaceman are a match made in heaven? I'll let someone else do the artistic bit.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Surely Joel Veltman and Sam Ryder's Spaceman are a match made in heaven? I'll let someone else do the artistic bit.

I wince at the thought of the police box Krew trying to hit the high notes in that song.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Surely we should be using La Cucaracha for Cucu...?

From just after we signed him

This is a first and I promise it will be my last, but the way I remembered how to pronounce his name was from la Cucaracha song



Marc Cucurella, Marc Cucurella,
He's the one with massive hair,
Marc Cucurella, Marc Cucurella,
He's so good it isn't fair

I'll get my coat

 

[hans kraay fan club]

In my head, Cucurella's chant is to the MACARENA.

Heeeyyyyyyy Cuc-arella! Perfect fit.


And Groß - is Kraftwerk's The Model.

"He's a German and he's really good,
Do do, do do do do do do
His Cruyff turn works better, than it really should.
Do do, do do do do do do..."

 

[Baldrick]

Der der der der Bobby Sanchez/Adam Webster/Danny Welbeck


Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali MacAllister, our Argentine, he is devine (don’t actually know the rest of this one)

Loving you is easy when your colours are white and blue

When white and blue

When white and blue

(Heard at an away match a couple of months ago with Tariq Lamptey starman song)

 

[RM-Taylor]

Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali MacAllister, our Argentine, he is devine

Loving you is easy when your colours are white and blue

When white and blue

When white and blue

(Heard at an away match a couple of months ago with Tariq Lamptey starman song)

Thank you

 

[albionalex]

Surely Joel Veltman and Sam Ryder's Spaceman are a match made in heaven? I'll let someone else do the artistic bit.

I was thinking 'Uptown Girl' but replaced by 'Dutchman Joel'.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Thing is, when any random does that you end up with "Tony Bloom, went to Europe, in a brand new Skoda".

Tony went to Portugal
In a Fiat Cinquecento
He bought two dozen custard tarts
And Jeremy Sarmiento

 

[Whitley Bayster]

I've always felt Leo Trossard would work well with Duran Duran's Rio....Here's my effort...
"His name is Leo and he scores across the land,
He came from Belguim, cost Tony a few grand.
And when he shines he shows you all he can,
Oh Leo! Leo! He's an Albion man"

 

[Stat Brother]

Seemingly 2 mainstay chants are gone.

We're gonna sound like a stuck record (look it up kidz) constantly banging on about Withdean to Wembley!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She takes it up the basement
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Cucurella replacement