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"Russia do not target hospitals" Oh, ok Vlad. Its those pesky Ukrainian Nazis shelling the shit out of their own cities, murdering men women and children, displacing millions of civilians into bunkers, cellars and then forced into the long, dark uncertainty of a homeless refugee future. Even...

Filled up at Tesco Holmbush today, £1.57.9 for a litre of unleaded. Reading this thread, feels like I got a BARGAIN. Who knows what it'll be next time I go pumping, but at least WFH 3 out of 5 days a week, a tank lasts a lot longer.

Point of order. Contrary to the berk in the video - a nuclear bomb doesn't explode before hitting the ground "so as not to cause a massive earthquake" (why the hell would the aggressor care about that??). It detonates in mid-air because it will transfer more of its chemical payload across a...

No moreso than if if my window cleaner curled out a vince in my firepit, and smeared it on my patio door spelling out the words "No hard feelings bro, LOL!".

He's been balls-deep with Holly Valence for a while, so has done rather well for himself. Sadly, the resulting crotch-goblins were named "Luka Violet Toni" and "Nova Skye Coco". Which is unfortunate. [edit] Although his second childs initials have a nice ring to them.

I don't own an SUV. But if I did, and I ventured out to find one of these eco-goons on my driveway deflating my tyres, then unless they were built like Jack Reacher I would likely invest in delivering an absolute shoeing.

Unfortunately EVERY PL team will take one look at our home record and think "Right. Got a real chance here chaps. Lets not waste it"

Indeed. If Russians are anything like us Brits - who absolutely LOST THEIR SHIT when KFC ran out of chicken due to supply issues and called the police - then McDonalds closing down might just see people on the streets and the Kremlin getting sacked.

I'd thank you not to include me in that particular Venn diagram. Unfortunately I've seen these coked-up goons first hand from time to time, before, during and after games over the last few years, and the last thing I'd call it is 'acceptable'. They behave like absolute pricks and are an utter...

"It was a simpler time. Wine came in boxes, you could assume people's genders" What a line. :lolol:

Convoy Escort Commander - the memoirs of Vice Admiral Sir Peter Gretton. In command of a fleet of battle cruisers escorting supply ships across the North Atlantic during WW2, guarding against the neverending incessant threat of German U-boats. Fascinating and engrossing. I am finding it extra...

Likes her Ibiza trips for a bit of snort and some cock, leaving the kids with her mum. Lovely girl.

Micah Richards clown act has worn very, VERY thin. I don't tune in for gales of forced laughter. I'd rather have some succinct, considered analysis. Having seen him on MOTD and read his columns, he is capable of neither, and is basically stealing a living. Why can't we have the likes of Henry...

Watched it with the Doris last night, and largely agree with your assessment. You go in knowing its not going to be troubling a Hollywood red carpet, but for some mindless well-crafted tension and gore, it hits the spot. I'd never seen anyone stabbed to death in the throat with the shattered...

Their ICBSs (Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles) can hit the UK within 15-20 minutes of being launched. Then there's ones from their subs, where you can likely half that time, depending where they are, obvs. Sleep well xx

You've clearly not been watching Lallana. Or Bissouma.

This is because we haven't been moving the ball quickly enough IMO. Too many ponderous build-ups where the opposition is comfortably set by the time it reaches Lamptey/Cuc. The transition through MF needs to be much swifter to take advantage of our wingbacks bombing forward into space. We need...

If he did I don't believe he would. But the damage has already done. His move has strengthened them, and weakened us. There's no disputing that.

Leading the peace talks in Belarus. Selling his football club in order to donate billions to aid the war victims of Ukraine. I think we already have our next Nobel Peace Prize winner in waiting. In the meantime, I will be riding a pink unicorn with a flowing rainbow mane along the seafront, and...

Whether he scores or not, he's helped to shore up their previously shitty defence, whilst at the same time weakening ours. With regard to BDB, those are the two main issues we're going to have to cope with on Saturday.